Typical!
In a bid to take over where the Post Office leaves off (North Pole, postal code H0H 0H0) Microsoft this year introduced a Santa Claus MSN bot, for kids who, presumably, have better things to do that wait in line at the mall to talk to Santa.
Then they killed Santa.
From The Register:
Here’s the whopper that Microsoft spokesman Adam Sohn told AP: “It’s not like if you say, ‘Hello Santa’, he’s going to throw inappropriate stuff at you.”
Erm, yes it is, Adam. It’s pretty much exactly like that. When we innocently asked him to eat something, Santa said: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else.”
The slapdash job Microsoft did on the supposedly festive chat agent was revealed when Reg reader Iain’s nieces offered Santa some pizza. According to Microsoft the girls were “pushing this thing to make it do things it wasn’t supposed to do”.
Yep, Santabot was taken out behind the sled and shot faster than you can say “Old Yeller.”
Well, you can leave him cookies and milk if you insist, but it’s clear to astute readers what Santa really wants this year!
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..then they killed santa.
yup, they would.
I bet Apple would have built him a nice white plastic igloo in the N.Pole where he could have lived forever..
..given enough batteries.
Hilarious pic :-D
u got the funniest pix to back up ur posts all through the blog :)
We aim to please…or at least to linkbait.
hiya santa
what are you doing santa i want you for christmas
and your elfs.
merry christmas santa i will stay awake at night and wait for you and i want lots of present ok.
and i want a new phone and i want your number in my phone at christmas ok sexy santa i will be your wife anyday and i want you in my bed and i will drink your milk and cookies
i will go some hair on my face so do you want me in your bed
Not the most tempting come-on I’ve ever seen, emma. Try again.
lol santa is GAY.