The Little Drummer Boy, the Gimungous Drag Queen

I. Can’t. Believe. that I didn’t post this last year. Or the year before. Or, like, ev-ar. But this is, in my opinion, the only acceptable update of that Christmas classic The Little Drummer Boy since Bing and Bowie. It is, ladies and gentlemen and those on whom the good Lord and the rest of us reserve judgement, Ru. Fucking. Paul. and the bounciest choir of angels you’ve ever seen (even if that shepherd totally has white man’s rhythm).

From RuPaul‘s excellent blog, our thought o’ the day:

sometimes i find myself saying ‘where am i’ or ‘how do i know that person’, but more and more it’s becoming very evident that it really doesn’t matter.
all that matters is that we are here together.

Inspired by a slight difference of opinion over at TeenyManolo regarding “The Worst Christmas Songs of All Time” which list is, in my opinion, incomplete without this abomination (NSFdiabetics).

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9 thoughts on “The Little Drummer Boy, the Gimungous Drag Queen

  1. raincoaster says:

    Hey, that Wise Man is giving Jesus a bottle of Chambord!

  2. max says:

    Cool. A black drag queen singing about Jesus. That ought to blow the pompous right’s religious gasket.

  3. raincoaster says:

    And the lady MEANS it, too. You can tell.

  4. nursemyra says:

    I think I just developed diabetes

  5. raincoaster says:

    You didn’t click that last link, did you? Oh god…

  6. I’m speechless.

    That ought to blow the pompous right’s religious gasket.

    LMFAO!!

    The gag reflex kicked in on that last one.

  7. (The last video, that is)

  8. timethief says:

    JAYSUS! I don’t know what to say it’s sooo awful on sooo many levels.

  9. raincoaster says:

    abby: I know. I want to give that kid a reason to see the dentist: I want to punch his whole face in!

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