the saddest thing you will ever see

No, really. Forget bunny suicides: this is the sickest, most heart-rending video to ever rape innocent eyes. Turn away now if your heart is made of less than granite; this will be too much to endure. A madly poetic, tension-filled musical Petit Guignol, this just may be the most disturbing thing you will ever see.


hat-tip to MistressCowfish at CelebratingTheAbsurd

‘Chocolade haas’ is an episode from the preschool art project
‘Big Art For Little People’, made by Lernert Engelberts en Sander Plug,
The series is produced by Cut-n-Paste for KRO Youth,
in association with Dutch Culture Fund (Stifo).

18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Cat
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 10:14:44

    Why would anyone want to do that?!

    I like the music though.

  2. kstafford
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 12:41:35

    This reminds me of that Frosty the Snowman cartoon that comes on every year before Christmas. I used to get so upset when Frosty would melt in the greenhouse. Why do they put stuff like that in kids shows? I was traumatized for life from it!

  3. moonbeammcqueen
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 16:19:49

    I’m calling PETA! Then I’m going to lick the chocolate off of that iron.

  4. Stiletto
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 21:57:34

    Haha, Moonbeam! Striking while the iron is hot!

    Rain, disturbing is right…and I’m going to rat you out to Max. Wait til she sees this video!

  5. raincoaster
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 22:04:56

    I can’t help myself: I love this sick thing. I’m evil; you can’t say you weren’t warned!

  6. archiearchive FCD
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 22:57:47

    This is too evil to be limited to one blog! Like Hitler, or Genghis Khan this will become a byword for that ultimate cruelty which fascinates us all.

    But I am stealing it simply because it is so much fun!

    sgnd; Psycho-Sicko Ærchie who isn’t read by Max so it doesn’t matter [WEG]

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  8. timethief
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 23:23:13

    Happy New Year!
    Thanks so much for being my friend in 2007. You are an intellectually gifted and outrageously funny person so being able to call you a friend is an honor.
    Best wishes for 2008 to you and all your readers. :)

  9. raincoaster
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 23:31:39

    Theft! Ye gods, I’ve been rustled!

  10. raincoaster
    Dec 31, 2007 @ 23:42:27

    TT: thank you. I’m very glad to be your friend.

    But what’s with the AMERICAN SPELLING????????????

    :O

  11. Stiletto
    Jan 01, 2008 @ 00:47:24

    OH, yes, Happy New Year, Rain! I hope we can meet next year and clean out Metro’s cabinet together!

  12. raincoaster
    Jan 01, 2008 @ 01:14:11

    Happy New Year to you all!

    Stiletto, I’m sure Metro and Mme. Metro would welcome that; at least they know you’d NEVER let them run out of Stoli! I’m not sure you’d enjoy the town, however: the local fashion columnist was once mistaken for one of the Pussycat Dolls.

  13. Stiletto
    Jan 01, 2008 @ 02:32:23

    Haha excellent! Really? They should also know that I’d never come over empty handed…perhaps I’d bring a nice Scotch!

  14. raincoaster
    Jan 02, 2008 @ 00:02:31

    Metro says he’d be up for that. I’m relatively sure this town has never seen a real Cavalli dress, so if you wanted to you could definitely cut a swathe. Come to think of it, there is a Peach Princess pageant every year; maybe you could get a gig to judge it?

  15. Stiletto
    Jan 02, 2008 @ 05:09:21

    Peach Princess? Not used to judging wholesome jugs.

  16. Stiletto
    Jan 02, 2008 @ 05:10:47

    Er, I meant, gigs.

    I don’t even own Cavalli, my dear. But now I have a good excuse to pick one up. You are the death of my budget, you know that, righh?

    Scotch and Cavalli. Honestly, I’d rather spend the money on good booze. Something we all can share. Don’t think Metro will look good in a dress.

  17. aniche
    Jan 02, 2008 @ 12:58:46

    saw this on dissfunktional but never gets boring!! i love seeing bunnies get melted. i dunno it brings that certain calmness within me. it’s a wonderful world.

  18. raincoaster
    Jan 03, 2008 @ 01:23:58

    Metro would look awful in a dress; he hasn’t got the legs.

    Everyone loves to see bunnies run.

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