I have a slight disadvantage, since I haven’t used my tv to do anything more than play Viggo Mortensen movies and exercise videos in the last five years and have barely heard of these people, but I stole this from max @ CelluloidBlonde, who knows her way around the electric teat, so it must be good.
Besides, I got a good one.
max stole it from pooks
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It must be noted that, after a week with me, that fucking puppy would be housebroken to within an inch of its life.
Which somehow maybe explains why I don’t have a boyfriend?
I got someone called Dan Humphreys. not fair! I wanted House
who is dan humphreys anyway?
just as a matter of interest what movie did you pick? I picked spinal tap
I dunno who Dan Humphreys is, and I’ve never seen House, not even on YouTube, but from what I hear he sounds like just my kinda guy.
I picked The Incredibles, but Spinal Tap was close. Actually, I’d rather watch The Valley of Gwanjii!
I got Dan Humphrey too. I looked him up because I have no idea who he is. He’s a character on “Gossip Girl.” I looked him up on Wikipedia, and here’s how he’s described.
Dan Humphrey
A thin, sensitive, chain-smoking, caffeine-addicted poet who often sees the darker side of things and has said his favorite word is “death”. Dan is a romantic whose imagination runs off wildly at the worst times. He over-analyzes and is easily frustrated. He is romantically linked to Vanessa Abrams, who appears to be the love of his life, but he hasn’t always been the best boyfriend. Prior to his relationship with Vanessa, he spent two years in love with Serena van der Woodsen. He has had several writing-related jobs, including a poem called “Sluts” published in the The New Yorker; an internship at Red Letter, a prominent literary magazine; and a short stint as songwriter/lead singer for indie-rock sensation The Raves. He has a very close relationship with his sister, Jenny and his father Rufus. His absentee mother returns in the final book, only because she believes that he is gay. Dan is attending The Evergreen State College in Washington State. He is portrayed by Penn Badgley in the TV series.
Also, the actor who plays him is the same age as my son. Sigh…….
I got Michael Scofield from a show called Prison Break. Not bad…but I wanted House!
Oh, my. Humphrey sounds absolutely intolerable. I’d slip him some exlax in his latte.
Michael Schofield, on the other hand, is quite presentable.
I had to translate this into heterosexual context after answering in boyfriend terms, so after getting an answer of Jim Halpert from “The Office,” I’m pretty sure that my TV girlfriend falls somewhere around Ileana Douglas or the actress who plays Monk’s assistant.
Hey! You’re not avatarded anymore!
Ileana Douglas? You could do a lot worse.
I done lost my ‘tar. Crap! (no reference intended to Tom Cruise . . . .)
Yep. No complaints about Ileana, as long as she doesn’t try that hypnosis bit from “Stir of Echoes”
Or feeding you to a plant.
That doesn’t scare me – every day at work is like “Day of the Triffids”
If it ever turns into “The Kracken Wakes” take pix for my blog, wouldja?
Trust me. These guys are walking garden plants.
Maybe you need to hire a few deer.
Personally, I’m thinking that it’s Agent Orange’s time for a comeback. Or else I steal the neighbor’s ice cream truck and find a suitable body of briny water . . .
Can’t you turn a group of locusts on them? Although I’m not sure that would be an improvement, it does seem to be a standard corporate “re-org” strategy, although they insist on calling them “consultants.”
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