raincoaster

20 Comments

1. 

   Jennifer

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

   Bwahahahahahahahaha! (gasping for air!) I’m going to be chuckling over this one for at least a week. Thanks for sharing it.
2. 

   kstafford

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

   that’s fuckin’ great! I think I flatulated from laughing so hard.
3. 

   Theresa

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

   It you only knew the benefits that Scientology does for people. I have never experienced anything like it.

   Ignorance, Ignorance reins in the media on this subject. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

   This is discrimination at it’s best.

   And I bet all of you claim your not prejediduice
4. 

   kstafford

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

   I do indeed claim not to be “prejudiduice.”

   But your right….we should be able to laugh at Scientologists just as much as we laugh at every other “religion.”
5. 

   moonbeammcqueen

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

   This was beautiful. Instead of a t-shirt slogan, maybe there should be a line of black turtleneck slogans.
6. 

   Metro

   Posted January 26, 2008 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

   “As much as I’m carrying, I feel like I have to go more …”

   Mwaaaahahahahaha!

   They don’t know psychos–we know psychos!

   Theresa honey, you’re right. I’m utterly prejudiced against cults that manipulate vulnerable people’s feelings of persecution, paranoia, and inadequacy.

   I don’t favour religion much, but I feel that Hubbardism is the Amway of religion. A sort of spiritual MLM scam.

   But I’ll give that cynicism all up if someone shows me an accuarate engineering blueprint of that “analysis” machine the seekers get hooked up to.

   If the Scientologists feel that they’re being picked on, maybe they need an engram or two cleared. Of course, it’ll cost them …
7. 

   raincoaster

   Posted January 27, 2008 at 1:47 am | Permalink

   “prejediduice” eh?

   YOU don’t know spelling. I DO!!!

   I don’t have an issue with religions; it’s abuse and crime that I have an issue with. Also, pomposity.

   Are you saying that Scientology does NOT have the cure for constipation? I’ve seen the original video, and Cruise insists that it’s the cure for everything.
8. 

   raincoaster

   Posted January 27, 2008 at 1:49 am | Permalink

   Metro: I have nothing against getting people to believe in your imaginary friend, except when you know him to be imaginary AND you commit human rights abuses against them to ensure that they never leave your group. Several Scientologists have gone to prison for just such crimes. Any morally-based faith would naturally abhor such tactics.
9. 

   moonbeammcqueen

   Posted January 27, 2008 at 2:16 am | Permalink

   Okay, I’m sorry but it’s “ignorance reigns.” So that was kind of funny.

   Also, it should be “This is discrimination at its best.” There’s no apostrophe.

   Um…there SHOULD be an apostrophe in “your.” See, when it’s a contraction, you put the little “‘” in. So, it should really be “you’re not prejediduice.”

   Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. It was bugging me. I hope Scientology can cure bad spelling and grammar, as well as constipation.
10. 

    raincoaster

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 3:14 am | Permalink

    I’m glad you did it. I’m just too lazy, but yeah, that’s the best one of all.

    They really DO need to work on their constipation, don’t they?
11. 

    timethief

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    This was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
12. 

    raincoaster

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    Glad you liked it. PS: YOU LIVE! Welcome back.
13. 

    ~m

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    “turtlehead situations”
    You’re stuck in traffic and realize you just downed an X-tra large coffee and a bran muffin.
    Oh, yeah. It’s definitely a TS.
    Funny, funny, funny, Rain . . .
    ~m
14. 

    Frontier Former Editor

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    Actually, I think the “It’s a blast” comment may be more applicable to the constipation cure issue here . . . .
15. 

    raincoaster

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    Quite so. Have you cleared that in your “area?”
16. 

    Frontier Former Editor

    Posted January 27, 2008 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m still trying to get the voltmeter and soupcans to work, let alone ‘dump the thetans,’ if you get my meaning . . . .
17. 

    raincoaster

    Posted January 28, 2008 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    Watch the latest Will Smith movie. That’ll stimulate the bowels.
18. 

    Frontier Former Editor

    Posted January 28, 2008 at 12:45 am | Permalink

    Actually, I did kinda like I Am Legend, even if “The Last Man on Earth” was closer to Matheson’s vision. Besides, it was a neat twist: instead of Heston getting the black girl, Smith avoided the stereotype of the black guy getting the white girl
19. 

    raincoaster

    Posted January 28, 2008 at 12:49 am | Permalink

    Didn’t he end up with an Alsatian, or was that his second-last movie?
20. 

    Frontier Former Editor

    Posted January 28, 2008 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    Big doggy style

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