I didn’t do too bad despite being too old young to remember much about the original series, and having had no interest whatsoever in watching the Giant Fucking Robots Movie.
I AM
70%
OPTIMUS PRIME
Take the Transformers Quiz
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I’m Jazz.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad as I’ve never seen the movie and I never played with Transformers as a kid.
64% Opt. Prime.
God that sounds like either a malt liquor or a condom brand
I am 59% Jazz.
I’m also a little bit Country and a little bit Rock ‘n’ Roll.
Given what the term “jazz” was used for during my bright college days, I should probably be …
*blink*
Sorry? What? Did I say something? Oh wow … Hey, man, y’ever look at your hands? I mean, really look at ‘em?
Geez I’m hungry.
Got any Doritos?
That fits.
Frenzy.
Go figger.
~m
The fact that you’re 70% robot still makes you (um, let’s see, carry the one…) 30% human. Maybe you should go back to law school…
And Metro is starting to sound like me. Where are those Doritos, bro?
You are 67% Optimus Prime!
I really should look these guys up. Is there a Transformer decoder somewhere?
I love it!
I am 79% Bumblebee!
And having a thirteen year old son, I HAD to watch the movie.
Excellent. Now your assignment is to tell us what all of this means!
65% bumblebee
I wish I knew if that were good or bad. There’s a honey pun somewhere to be made…
There is – she’s always got the hives
She’s a nurse; you’d think she’d take something for that.
Sweet and sticky … ?
If she’s a robot, I hope she’s waterproof.
I’m 79% Megatron!!!!
Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. He will stop at nothing to establish his empire and destroy the Autobots, starting with Optimus Prime.
Like Megatron, you are evil, motivated by destruction and chaos. You are inspiring, confident, and a natural leader. The Decepticons have chosen well. In addition, you enjoy being one step ahead of your friends as far as trends and technology.
Oooh, I want to be Megatron, dammit!
You are 53% Jazz!
Jazz
Jazz
Jazz picked his sports car form because it’s the epitome of style. If there’s one thing he digs about Earth, it’s human culture.
Like Jazz, you are good by nature. But beware because mischievous thoughts sometimes tempt you. Your leadership skills are weak at best. You will never be the commander of the Autobots. In addition, you enjoy technology and are aware of the latest trends, but you stick with what works for you.
definitely me!
This is me result:
You are 74% Optimus Prime!
Nice…
Yes, sulz, that sounds like you. Juan, that sounds like you, too.
I still want to be Megatron.
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Hmmm…
71% Megatron.
Okay, that’s a bit strange…but I guess it fits me.
I’m impressed.
Holy cow! @_+ I’m 96% Bumblebee!
Is that good? They all look alike to me.
80% Bumblebee. Oh, and Katm, Jazz is a Porchshe Soltice,(dunno if i spelled that right. lol) and he is just about 1 of the coolest Autobots ever. He ROCKS!! And you haven’t seen the movie?!?!? go watch it and make you’re life better!!! :D lol OH! And don’t forget to watch the 2nd movie too. lol BTW PEOPLE!!!! TRANSFRORMERS IS THE BEST MOVIE ON EARTH AND IT ROX!!!! lol
Holy…I’m 89% Jazz!!! Well… i guess that kinda figures, I’m cool…trendy…always do stuff with style. Jazz’s motto is: “Whatever you do, do it with style!” and that could easily be my motto. Hey, guys, if you need any info on Transformers, i’m all open. Haha, my name don’t lie!! You could even call me a Transformers Nerd if you wanted to. lol it would be true. Anyway… hey Jazz, you and me could hang dude! lol U sound cool! How much do u know about Transformers? ;-)
Hey Transformers Freak. I know a lot… lol if i do say so myself ;) lol Thanks, you sound cool 2. btw…r u a girl or a boy? if it’s too personal i understand, but u know… just wanted a picture in my mind while i’m talking to you. haha. so yeah… im a girl if you were wondering. ;) This is to Raincoaster: hi.