raincoasterrolled


via Valleywag and cross-posted to TeenyManolo

So that’s twice in my life. I think that’s a respectably low number of times, and I still owe AA for the first one. That’s not Alcoholics Anonymous (where would *I* ever encounter such people?) it’s Aquarian Angel. As with many of my good friends, I don’t know her actual name; well, I know 50% of it, but I also know she’s both extremely closety about her online life and armed with a shotgun she calls “Betsy.” Why do they always give them girl’s names? Is it like hurricanes or something, where you just look at it and know it’s a “Louisette” or “Martha” or something?

Where was I? Oh, yes: on painkillers.

Mention should be made (today I was out at a client’s, teaching them all about blogging and you just KNOW that mention was made of avoiding the passive voice) of the fact that today my fine heinie is featured over at the Grassy Knoll Institute. Where he got the photo I have no idea, but what can I say? After the winter we’ve had, the tramp stamp needed to be let out for some fresh air.

And this concludes our coverage of April 1, 2008.

16 thoughts on “raincoasterrolled

  1. LOTGK says:

    Or lack thereof of coverage.
    Thanks for being a playa.

  2. raincoaster says:

    I’m always a playa. Neva a playa hata.

  3. aniche says:

    i thought AA stood for assholes anonymous, a very disturbing group of people i should say.i had to leave after one week.

  4. raincoaster says:

    Those are my FRIENDS you’re talking about there!

  5. aniche says:

    damn! i thought i had the last laugh there! :D

  6. raincoaster says:

    Nevah! Welcome to raincoasterlandia, where every post has the chance to be the Mummified Fairy Post!

    Over to you…

  7. AA – Adams Apples.
    So many Playas have em.

  8. raincoaster says:

    Not me, though. I DO have a large collection of testicles, though. I keep them in the freezer.

  9. The dragon-winged maple leaf added that perfect Mackenzie King touch . . .

  10. The bad part was, I watched about 65 seconds before I realized it was a Muppet singing.

  11. raincoaster says:

    Believe me, Mackenzie King was never there.

  12. Yeah, yeah, that’s what Diefenbaker said too . . .

  13. Lori says:

    My only question is, how did the nocturnal raincoaster get such a deep tan? Last I saw her, she was pretty pale and pasty (but emphasis still on the ‘pretty’!)

    :)

  14. raincoaster says:

    Only Estee Lauder knows for sure!

  15. alejna says:

    Hmmm…I thought you were vehemently anti-tattoo. I must assume that the tattoos in the photo are temporary ones for the photo shoot.

  16. raincoaster says:

    Oh, that’s bodypaint. Edible body paint.

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