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By: Who do you want singing your Bond movie theme song? « Frontier Former Editor

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:12:36 +0000

[...] Personally, I have a white-hot hatred for the worthless sumbitch who bumped Chryssie and her boys from the lead theme slot in “The Living Daylights.” This Friday-night rampage is courtesy of Raincoaster’s dissertation on planet killers [...]

By: Frontier Former Editor

Frontier Former Editor — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:29:14 +0000

theme, not them.

Norwegian fish and fried potatoes-eating motherfuckers.

By: Frontier Former Editor

Frontier Former Editor — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:28:30 +0000

Goddammit, didn’t anyone get my a-Ha reference? I’ve been pissed off ot those Norwegian cocksuckers since they stepped in at the last minute and bumped The Pretenders for the them song for “The Living Daylights”

If anyone deserves to have a giant fucking planet killer chasing their ass across the barren polar wastes of northern Noway in a remake of “The Adventures of Fjord Fairlane,” it’s fucking a-Ha.

Take On Me my large white American ass!

Excuse me.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:45:18 +0000

Home-grown garden gnomes? Like House of Wax on the House and Garden channel. AWESOME!

By: Stiletto

Stiletto — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:54:01 +0000

“More proof, if more is needed, that you’re too young to get my cultural references”

Oh, thank God! I thought I was just stoopid!

But I know of Abba, and I still find it hard to believe the drummer was stupid enough to accidentally kill himself and croak in the garden! Not a glamorous way to go! Oh well, he was blond.

They should have just left him in the garden as a fixture! How cooool would that have been!