April 27, 2008 by raincoaster Why is an oyster like a man? Because a bad one can do a LOT of damage and take forever to get over. See you in a few days. Don't keep it to yourself!Fark me!StumbleUponDiggRedditTwitterFacebookTumblrPrintEmailLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post.
Replace man with woman – works just as well. :-)
I wouldn’t know. I get all of my maxims from Cosmopolitan magazine.
Ha! So true.
err … umm
What’s true
Everything. In some universe.
And I thought you were going to say ‘once you get them out of their shell, they’ll go down on anything.’
The problem is, they won’t STAY down.
There’s a saying about pearls in here somewhere….
Yeah, I’ve been going through the contents of the septic tank but so far, no luck.
“Because a bad one can do a LOT of damage and take forever to get over.”
Sounds good to me.
Trust me, it was not good.
[...] Longtime fans of the ol’ raincoaster blog will recall the somewhat…epic consequences of a bad oyster. There is, presumably, no need for us to go there again, even from the comforting distance of the [...]
the oyster or the man?