13 thoughts on “Why is an oyster like a man?

  1. Replace man with woman – works just as well. :-)

  2. raincoaster says:

    I wouldn’t know. I get all of my maxims from Cosmopolitan magazine.

  3. G Eagle Esq says:

    err … umm

    What’s true

  4. raincoaster says:

    Everything. In some universe.

  5. And I thought you were going to say ‘once you get them out of their shell, they’ll go down on anything.’

  6. raincoaster says:

    The problem is, they won’t STAY down.

  7. LOTGK says:

    There’s a saying about pearls in here somewhere….

  8. raincoaster says:

    Yeah, I’ve been going through the contents of the septic tank but so far, no luck.

  9. Stiletto says:

    “Because a bad one can do a LOT of damage and take forever to get over.”

    Sounds good to me.

  10. raincoaster says:

    Trust me, it was not good.

  11. [...] Longtime fans of the ol’ raincoaster blog will recall the somewhat…epic consequences of a bad oyster. There is, presumably, no need for us to go there again, even from the comforting distance of the [...]

  12. amandzing says:

    the oyster or the man?

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