Comments on: What a Louse!

By: Drupal Camp Vancouver, Fearless City Media, The Revolution Will Be Fabulous, and Homeless James Bond « raincoaster

Fri, 09 May 2008 09:46:43 +0000

[...] over that, it’s not so bad. First of all, it begins, as do all good things which don’t involve pubic lice, with a free drink ticket. In my case, because I am impecunious in the extreme and gifted with a [...]

By: Indiana Jones and the Conspiracy of Links » Ayyyy!

Indiana Jones and the Conspiracy of Links » Ayyyy! — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:22:36 +0000

[...] Pubic lice. Why’d it have to be pubic lice? (raincoaster) [...]

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:19:18 +0000

Not that I report much on these things. But no, it’s not a farce.

But Seeback Monkees WOULD be a farce. No, I’m saving myself for trent. I shall rescue him from a life of underage girlfriends and sir prize buttseks.

By: Frontier Former Editor

Frontier Former Editor — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:03:48 +0000

How about the Seebach Monkees?

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:05:53 +0000

This has to be a farce. This has to be a farce. Dear god, this MUST BE a farce, for everything that is good and holy in this world!

Not that you report much on those sorts of things, raincoaster. :P

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:41:24 +0000

It explains so much. So very much. But why hasn’t Greenpeace said something?

By: LOTGK

LOTGK — Thu, 08 May 2008 04:09:27 +0000

I heard a rumor from a reliable source in Washington that adding Sea Monkeys to your gas tank increases fuel efficiency 78%.
The oil companies, who BTW really control the world, put the kill on the lovable sea monkeys realizing their filthy profits (123 billion is one quarter) would dwindle if this secret entered the mainstream of society.

Sea Monkeys were the first biofuel….

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:02:13 +0000

Sea monkeys are made out of DDT? OMFG!

By: Frontier Former Editor

Frontier Former Editor — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:48:13 +0000

It’s all a trick by the DDT manufacturers global conspiracy.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:04:10 +0000

Thanks. Who doesn’t heart the Sea Monkeys? If I ever front a rock band with Trent Reznor, we will so TOTALLY call ourselves the Sea Monkees.

LOTGK, I had sea monkees. Was crushed when I saw what they really looked like. I still feel guilty that I passive-aggressively let all their water evaporate over the summer holidays when I was nine.