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1. 
   ian in hamburg
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 6:47 am | Permalink

   And so I looked inta that big ol’ soul ya got there Pooty-poot, and I saw this honkin’ ton o’ luv this big y’all got there for freedom and d’mocracy and hatin’ on fer the terrists. Y’all keep it up now, y’hear?

2. 
   G Eagle Esq
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 7:11 am | Permalink

   Her Grace, the Marchionesse de WitchHampton etc

   Your Grace

   Eagles do like a Tale tres Romantisch

   We do hope they live happily ever after

   Your Grace’s obedient servant and
   Tot siens

   G Adler

3. 
   raincoaster
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 7:49 am | Permalink

   ian, you slay me.

   G Eagle, I agree. They deserve one another: Putin and Bush that is.

4. 
   Frontier Former Editor
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

   Yup. Just one big international Frank Sinatra and Joey Bishop. Hint: Putin ain’t Bishop.

5. 
   totaltransformation
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

   Vlad creeps me out. At least he is wearing a shirt in this photo. You know way back in the day he made my list of top five enemies of the world!

   http://jjkaiser.blogspot.com/2007/08/hi-my-name-is-mahmoud-admadinejad.html

   Actually he wasn’t on the list, I just couldn’t resist posting a picture of him shirtless. Well better go see my shrink now. HA!

6. 
   Frontier Former Editor
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

   And why has my icon changed into a batik print?

7. 
   raincoaster
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:16 am | Permalink

   Check your Dashboard for WordPress announcements. They’re “Improving” things again. Funny, they usually do that on Friday.

8. 
   raincoaster
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:21 am | Permalink

   Ah yes, the he-man of the Steppes. But did you know that he has a tiny brown poodle for a pet? Honestly, he does!

   I think he calls him Tony.

9. 
   Frontier Former Editor
   Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:31 am | Permalink

   Boris Yelstsin once told the story how Putin saved his life.

   “I was walking near Lenin’s tomb and four internal security troops start rifle-clubbing and kicking me. Just as I thought I was going to die on the pavement stones in front of our departed comrade, Vladimir Vladimirovich walks by and says; “That’s enough, comrades. The fat drunken fool has made enough of a spectacle of himself with his incompetence in denying Mother Russia its rightful place among the world’s nations. Take him back to his dacha.”

10. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 11:45 am | Permalink

    Very nicely done. Respect.

    But for actual perfection, you should have linked to my post where I had the original story.

11. 
    Frontier Former Editor
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    Hey, where else are you going to find someone who can filter world events through Jackie Mason and the Rat Pack?

    Besides, I didn’t steal the material for my blog this time.

12. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    But…can you tell fortunes like Shirley Maclaine?

13. 
    Frontier Former Editor
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    No, but she and I don’t look substantially different from the neck up when we wake up in the morning.

14. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:45 pm | Permalink

    Now THAT I believe.

    I can’t really hate on her, because we have so much in common. At the moment we’re both redheads, we’re both nutty as a fruitcake, and we both have a crush on Dino.

15. 
    Frontier Former Editor
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    Take my still-privatized conglomerate . . . . please!

16. 
    Frontier Former Editor
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    As Paul Lynde would say, that’s two nifties . . . .

17. 
    Frontier Former Editor
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    And I never said I didn’t like Shirley Maclaine. Her brother’s a putz, though . . .

18. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    Her brother only EVER had his looks going for him in the first place.

19. 
    LOTGK
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    Yea, yeah, and then Bill grabs Monica’s head like this, and forces her down like this, and that’s I became president.

20. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Pretty much.

21. 
    Stiletto
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    “Look, comrade, you can fuck your country just as big!”

    BTW, Vlad looks rather fetching. I would totally bed him, in a Whore Diamonds sort of way.

22. 
    Metro
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    INVSBLE SANCASLE!

    Who are you kidding? There aren’t a thousand four-letter words Dubya can actually spell.

23. 
    raincoaster
    Posted May 8, 2008 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Oh, come on. Even if you give him the alphabet blocks to play with?

    I’ve got a fantastic quote from Bob Geldof I should put up, it’s perfect for this.

    Stil, I’m not keen on the Vlad, but make sure the diamonds he gives you are REAL, okay? And remember, Tony is mine.

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