Coffee is Evil!

I worked at Starbucks for seven years. I know what I’m talking about here.

Yet, as I may have mentioned, every time I tried to make latte art, it just turned out looking like a vagina.

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24 thoughts on “Coffee is Evil!

  1. If you’re Camille Paglia, this looks like a vagina too . . .

  2. raincoaster says:

    Okay, the team of FFE and Archie wins comment of the day.

  3. max says:

    That does not look like my vagina. I know it may be indelicate to say that but it had to be said.

  4. raincoaster says:

    I heard a great term today. For sex in a senior’s home, it’s called “getting some prune-tang.”

  5. Great, Archie and I are the Rowan and Martin of the blog set.

  6. Say goodnight, Dick – - -

  7. raincoaster says:

    Goodnight, Dicks.

  8. And may the flying fickle finger of fate fly right up your nose.

  9. Actually, the flying fickle finger of fate has just handed me a post title even Her Great Moistness would find hard to top – - -

  10. raincoaster says:

    Oh, DUDE! I did the “great tits” headline two years ago!

  11. Damn! I mean, Oh Bother! Poop! I mean – like – did it work?

    Oh well, back to the drawing board.

  12. raincoaster says:

    Yes, it was awesome for hits.

    But don’t be embarrassed. The Beeb do this same damn story every year, and they know EXACTLY what they’re doing.

  13. I’ll settle for “Great for hits”. Old Auntie B is no slouch. She has had a lot of experience – just look at some of those old radio shows – - -

  14. Metro says:

    You folks are so Freudian. I just saw a burrowing owl, or maybe a basket of brown-eyed Susans.

  15. michaelm says:

    Gee, your vag-atte smells terrific . . .
    ~m

  16. raincoaster says:

    What do you call an open can of tuna?

    Lesbian potpourri.

  17. Where’s the first place a lesbian goes for redecorating? – World of Carpet

    Who’s the lesbian community’s favorite character on ‘Law and Order’? – Detective Munch

  18. Metro says:

    Lesbian carpentry uses no nails. It’s all tongue-in-groove.

  19. Stiletto says:

    Wow, you said vagina and prune tang. And I was just thinking you deleted one of my comments because I said “beaver!”

    What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

    Fur traders.

  20. Stiletto says:

    BTW, no offense, but I think you might want to work on your art skills because they don’t amount to dick.

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