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Coffee is Evil!

I worked at Starbucks for seven years. I know what I’m talking about here.

Yet, as I may have mentioned, every time I tried to make latte art, it just turned out looking like a vagina.

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24 Comments

  1. Posted May 9, 2008 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    If you’re Camille Paglia, this looks like a vagina too . . .

  2. Posted May 9, 2008 at 2:33 am | Permalink

    SNAP!

  3. Posted May 9, 2008 at 6:09 am | Permalink

    Okay, the team of FFE and Archie wins comment of the day.

  4. Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    That does not look like my vagina. I know it may be indelicate to say that but it had to be said.

  5. Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:47 am | Permalink

    I heard a great term today. For sex in a senior’s home, it’s called “getting some prune-tang.”

  6. Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    Great, Archie and I are the Rowan and Martin of the blog set.

  7. Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    Say goodnight, Dick - - -

  8. Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    Goodnight, Dicks.

  9. Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    And may the flying fickle finger of fate fly right up your nose.

  10. Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:51 am | Permalink

    Actually, the flying fickle finger of fate has just handed me a post title even Her Great Moistness would find hard to top - - -

  11. Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    Oh, DUDE! I did the “great tits” headline two years ago!

  12. Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Damn! I mean, Oh Bother! Poop! I mean - like - did it work?

    Oh well, back to the drawing board.

  13. Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    Yes, it was awesome for hits.

    But don’t be embarrassed. The Beeb do this same damn story every year, and they know EXACTLY what they’re doing.

  14. Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    I’ll settle for “Great for hits”. Old Auntie B is no slouch. She has had a lot of experience - just look at some of those old radio shows - - -

  15. Posted May 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    You folks are so Freudian. I just saw a burrowing owl, or maybe a basket of brown-eyed Susans.

  16. Posted May 12, 2008 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    Gee, your vag-atte smells terrific . . .
    ~m

  17. Posted May 12, 2008 at 1:38 am | Permalink

    What do you call an open can of tuna?

    Lesbian potpourri.

  18. Posted May 12, 2008 at 1:40 am | Permalink

    Where’s the first place a lesbian goes for redecorating? - World of Carpet

    Who’s the lesbian community’s favorite character on ‘Law and Order’? - Detective Munch

  19. Posted May 12, 2008 at 2:05 am | Permalink

    Lesbian carpentry uses no nails. It’s all tongue-in-groove.

  20. Posted May 12, 2008 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    badadaDUM!

  21. Posted May 12, 2008 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    Or BUM, even.

  22. Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:24 am | Permalink

    Wow, you said vagina and prune tang. And I was just thinking you deleted one of my comments because I said “beaver!”

    What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

    Fur traders.

  23. Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    BTW, no offense, but I think you might want to work on your art skills because they don’t amount to dick.

  24. Posted May 16, 2008 at 6:53 am | Permalink

    Ha. Ha. Have you seen the Failblog?
    http://failblog.org/2008/05/07/art-education-fail/

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