raincoaster

17 Comments

1. 

   max

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:24 am | Permalink

   You know they think sea stars are devolving? I have this theory they are from another planet and just devolving down in the depths waiting for help to pick them up before they re-volve.
2. 

   raincoaster

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:48 am | Permalink

   I think they’re incubating down there, and eventually the Thetans will come for them. Meanwhile, they’re interning for Cthulhu.
3. 

   archiearchive FCD

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:36 am | Permalink

   I notice you didn’t include males in your list of lower life forms. Although I can understand you not wanting to pull off their limbs and causing them to grow – - – back – - -
4. 

   raincoaster

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

   Not pull them literally “off”. It’s just a metaphor, Archie.
5. 

   LOTGK

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

   I don’t get it…..
6. 

   LOTGK

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

   Just fucking kidding….. :)
7. 

   Metro

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

   Okay, that’s Phase One over with.

   Now in Phase Two we have to spread to the Red blogs the notion that ripping one another’s limbs off is a great victory strategy for getting out the Republican vote in November.

   Since they all support free-market health care, only about the richest ten percent of them will survive the process, and they won’t be able to pull the handle or touch the screen of the voting machines!

   Brilliant!
8. 

   raincoaster

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

   Yes, exactly. Even if scientists don’t believe me, SOMEONE will try to test this theory, right?
9. 

   Bunk Strutts

   Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

   You misspelled “Democrats.” ;)
10. 

    raincoaster

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 4:36 am | Permalink

    Ya, ya, whatever. I work for Pajamas Media and my Christmas bonus was $25. TELL me about Republicans…
11. 

    G Eagle Esq

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 7:17 am | Permalink

    Your Grace

    I flatter myself that I agree with Monsieur Metro (le terreur en bain aux Squirrels Gris) on so many things — apart of course from politics, religion …. und dEvolution of AustrAaAlian Beavers into Canadian Beavers via 10 Sex Chromosomes

    However, I do not see the necessity in Florida to remove the Voting Appendages of Poor White (and Black) Folk

    Why be cruel

    Judging by the 2000 Election, isn’t the local Governor a Shrub whose Election Administration protects DemoKracy from such unReliable wRetches (in Canuckistani = “Voters & Family Men & Women”) and contrives that they do not vote or that their votes are not counted

    Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc

    G Eagle
12. 

    raincoaster

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    Poor black folk do not vote Republican. I don’t know what you can possibly be talking about!
13. 

    archiearchive FCD

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    But met her for what?

    In other Repuglican news, The Trailer Trash Queen, 2006/07/08, Missy Bush is about to become Missus someone else!
14. 

    archiearchive FCD

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    tailer PARK Trash Queen
15. 

    archiearchive FCD

    Posted May 10, 2008 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    I give up!
16. 

    G Eagle Esq

    Posted May 12, 2008 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    Aerchie Dudie

    Salve

    Nil Rei Publicae Romanae desperandum est

    Vale

    Aquila non Candida

    [Oh Aerchie Dudius. Greetings
    Do not despair of the Labour Party
    The Rudd-Monster cannot rule for ever
    Ciao]
17. 

    raincoaster

    Posted May 12, 2008 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    I think that was a remarkably perceptive Freudian slip, Archie.

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