Attention Scientists!

Married To The Sea

FYI much the same can be said of NASCAR fans, hipsters, Republicans, Big Macs, and other lower forms of life.

18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. max
    May 09, 2008 @ 07:24:32

    You know they think sea stars are devolving? I have this theory they are from another planet and just devolving down in the depths waiting for help to pick them up before they re-volve.

  2. raincoaster
    May 09, 2008 @ 07:48:19

    I think they’re incubating down there, and eventually the Thetans will come for them. Meanwhile, they’re interning for Cthulhu.

  3. archiearchive FCD
    May 09, 2008 @ 11:36:16

    I notice you didn’t include males in your list of lower life forms. Although I can understand you not wanting to pull off their limbs and causing them to grow – - – back – - -

  4. raincoaster
    May 09, 2008 @ 12:10:15

    Not pull them literally “off”. It’s just a metaphor, Archie.

  5. LOTGK
    May 09, 2008 @ 17:33:39

    I don’t get it…..

  6. LOTGK
    May 09, 2008 @ 17:33:56

    Just fucking kidding….. :)

  7. Metro
    May 09, 2008 @ 18:15:13

    Okay, that’s Phase One over with.

    Now in Phase Two we have to spread to the Red blogs the notion that ripping one another’s limbs off is a great victory strategy for getting out the Republican vote in November.

    Since they all support free-market health care, only about the richest ten percent of them will survive the process, and they won’t be able to pull the handle or touch the screen of the voting machines!

    Brilliant!

  8. raincoaster
    May 09, 2008 @ 19:21:18

    Yes, exactly. Even if scientists don’t believe me, SOMEONE will try to test this theory, right?

  9. Bunk Strutts
    May 09, 2008 @ 21:16:26

    You misspelled “Democrats.” ;)

  10. raincoaster
    May 10, 2008 @ 04:36:04

    Ya, ya, whatever. I work for Pajamas Media and my Christmas bonus was $25. TELL me about Republicans…

  11. G Eagle Esq
    May 10, 2008 @ 07:17:42

    Your Grace

    I flatter myself that I agree with Monsieur Metro (le terreur en bain aux Squirrels Gris) on so many things — apart of course from politics, religion …. und dEvolution of AustrAaAlian Beavers into Canadian Beavers via 10 Sex Chromosomes

    However, I do not see the necessity in Florida to remove the Voting Appendages of Poor White (and Black) Folk

    Why be cruel

    Judging by the 2000 Election, isn’t the local Governor a Shrub whose Election Administration protects DemoKracy from such unReliable wRetches (in Canuckistani = “Voters & Family Men & Women”) and contrives that they do not vote or that their votes are not counted

    Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc

    G Eagle

  12. raincoaster
    May 10, 2008 @ 07:45:44

    Poor black folk do not vote Republican. I don’t know what you can possibly be talking about!

  13. archiearchive FCD
    May 10, 2008 @ 09:42:21

    But met her for what?

    In other Repuglican news, The Trailer Trash Queen, 2006/07/08, Missy Bush is about to become Missus someone else!

  14. archiearchive FCD
    May 10, 2008 @ 09:42:43

    tailer PARK Trash Queen

  15. archiearchive FCD
    May 10, 2008 @ 09:43:10

    I give up!

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  17. G Eagle Esq
    May 12, 2008 @ 08:39:18

    Aerchie Dudie

    Salve

    Nil Rei Publicae Romanae desperandum est

    Vale

    Aquila non Candida

    [Oh Aerchie Dudius. Greetings
    Do not despair of the Labour Party
    The Rudd-Monster cannot rule for ever
    Ciao]

  18. raincoaster
    May 12, 2008 @ 08:46:41

    I think that was a remarkably perceptive Freudian slip, Archie.

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