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Attack of the Tiny Giant Squid

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Animated Squid

squid attack

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17 Comments

  1. Posted May 18, 2008 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    Is that what happens when you get circumcised?

  2. Posted May 18, 2008 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

    I wouldn’t know. For some reason they’ve never let me circumcise anyone.

  3. Posted May 19, 2008 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    And thank the Invisible Pink Unicorn for that small mercy – - -

  4. Posted May 19, 2008 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Wut u tawkin bout?

  5. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Jawohl

    Was ist der AerchieMensch about-talkend ?
    [Re Quid talket Aerchius Dudius ?}

  6. Posted May 19, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    I think you should. I have a list…. ?

  7. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    AarrGh

    There are some concepts that the frail Male Mind cannot comprehend

    May the Pink Unicorn protect us

    Buddhism is an unappealing religion – if true (which is not admitted), how many would face the Kharma of being reincarnated as prawn suppers for Giant Squid …. or worse, as AmeriKans

  8. Posted May 20, 2008 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    Eeek! G Eagle, what a horrible thought!

    Philipa, I don’t think I could. All male appendages retract automatically when I approach, like turtle heads.

  9. Posted May 20, 2008 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    I’m entranced. But I can’t quite figure out what’s getting gotten in the bottom one. Is that a prawn? (Okay, I admit that reading “pwned” in the context of sea life makes me think “prawned.”)

  10. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    …. or worse

    as Generously-Proportioned Amerikan Suppers for Tree Oktopodia on Monsieur Metro’s Theme Park

    Is her Grace able to reassure us that no animal was harmed in the making of this Video

  11. Posted May 20, 2008 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    Yes, it is a prawn, otherwise known as the Fungi from Yuggoth. It’s a little-known fact that they feed off the ink on graph paper.

    G Eagle, I can assure you that no terrestrial animal was harmed in the making of this video. Does that make it better?

  12. Posted May 20, 2008 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    The prawn was off – the squid died! The Invisible Pink Unicorn moves in mysterious ways.

  13. Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Oh, hardly. Squid never die, they are just subsumed into the Cthulhu Cthonsciousness.

  14. Posted May 21, 2008 at 4:33 am | Permalink

    I assumed they simply turned in to Cthulhu Cthomestibles

  15. Posted May 21, 2008 at 5:57 am | Permalink

    Oh, there’s more. So. Much. More.

  16. G Eagle Esq
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    Your Grace

    Doomed

    We’re all Doomed

    There is indeed more …. much more

    The Pink Unicorn is about to devastate Vestern Cthivilisation

    * Herds of Tree Oktopodia will roam over Obama-Favouring States, hungering after generously-weighted American Voters & prawn-eaters

    * ever-Higher Petrol Prices will roam over the whole United States and over all US allies

    “To every injustice,
    there is justice”

    per Bertrand Russell, quoting the most ancient fragment of Greek Philosophy

    Doomed

    We’re all doomed

    Beware the invisible Pink Unicorn

    Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc

    GE

  17. Posted May 21, 2008 at 8:38 am | Permalink

    But…

    I’m okay with fewer tubby Americans and higher gas prices.


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