18 thoughts on “Attack of the Tiny Giant Squid

  1. Philipa says:

    Is that what happens when you get circumcised?

  2. raincoaster says:

    I wouldn’t know. For some reason they’ve never let me circumcise anyone.

  3. And thank the Invisible Pink Unicorn for that small mercy – - -

  4. raincoaster says:

    Wut u tawkin bout?

  5. G Eagle Esq says:

    Jawohl

    Was ist der AerchieMensch about-talkend ?
    [Re Quid talket Aerchius Dudius ?}

  6. Philipa says:

    I think you should. I have a list…. ?

  7. G Eagle Esq says:

    AarrGh

    There are some concepts that the frail Male Mind cannot comprehend

    May the Pink Unicorn protect us

    Buddhism is an unappealing religion – if true (which is not admitted), how many would face the Kharma of being reincarnated as prawn suppers for Giant Squid …. or worse, as AmeriKans

  8. [...] Posted on May 20, 2008 by archiearchive FCD The High Priestess of slimy squiddishness has given her acolytes to use cartoons in His Cthulhuness’  honour. I shall take advantage [...]

  9. raincoaster says:

    Eeek! G Eagle, what a horrible thought!

    Philipa, I don’t think I could. All male appendages retract automatically when I approach, like turtle heads.

  10. alejna says:

    I’m entranced. But I can’t quite figure out what’s getting gotten in the bottom one. Is that a prawn? (Okay, I admit that reading “pwned” in the context of sea life makes me think “prawned.”)

  11. G Eagle Esq says:

    …. or worse

    as Generously-Proportioned Amerikan Suppers for Tree Oktopodia on Monsieur Metro’s Theme Park

    Is her Grace able to reassure us that no animal was harmed in the making of this Video

  12. raincoaster says:

    Yes, it is a prawn, otherwise known as the Fungi from Yuggoth. It’s a little-known fact that they feed off the ink on graph paper.

    G Eagle, I can assure you that no terrestrial animal was harmed in the making of this video. Does that make it better?

  13. The prawn was off – the squid died! The Invisible Pink Unicorn moves in mysterious ways.

  14. raincoaster says:

    Oh, hardly. Squid never die, they are just subsumed into the Cthulhu Cthonsciousness.

  15. I assumed they simply turned in to Cthulhu Cthomestibles

  16. raincoaster says:

    Oh, there’s more. So. Much. More.

  17. G Eagle Esq says:

    Your Grace

    Doomed

    We’re all Doomed

    There is indeed more …. much more

    The Pink Unicorn is about to devastate Vestern Cthivilisation

    * Herds of Tree Oktopodia will roam over Obama-Favouring States, hungering after generously-weighted American Voters & prawn-eaters

    * ever-Higher Petrol Prices will roam over the whole United States and over all US allies

    “To every injustice,
    there is justice”

    per Bertrand Russell, quoting the most ancient fragment of Greek Philosophy

    Doomed

    We’re all doomed

    Beware the invisible Pink Unicorn

    Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc

    GE

  18. raincoaster says:

    But…

    I’m okay with fewer tubby Americans and higher gas prices.

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