Beaver Shots: Harrison Ford loves old Canadian Beaver

Our serial killers are prettier

It’s true, and who can blame him?

Grizzled heartthrob of the Pacemaker set Harrison Ford has admitted in an interview with David Letterman that there is nothing he likes better than grabbing the stick, taking control of his favorite Canadian Beaver (vintage ’59) and heading into the bush. He likes it in the rough.

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16 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Frontier Former Editor
    May 22, 2008 @ 12:28:04

    Sometimes old beaver is the best kind. I’ve got photos of a 1954-vintage Beaver that’ll kill you. It’s all dripping and crud covered . . . .

    Bad part is, I listening more to Ford’s description than Letterman’s comments. Guess I’m getting old too . . . .

  2. everydayman
    May 22, 2008 @ 12:32:50

    Nice catch there man.

  3. raincoaster
    May 22, 2008 @ 12:37:37

    Glad you liked it.

    FYI if your name already links to your blog it’s not considered quite quite to also drop your link in the comment, so I removed it.

  4. raincoaster
    May 22, 2008 @ 12:38:16

    Ah, FFE, Canadian beaver is always at its best in the wild. Everyone knows that.

  5. thebeadden
    May 22, 2008 @ 14:35:18

    I saw your post in my Blog Surfer and had to drop by. “Our Killers are prettier!” OMGoodness! Just seeing her face makes me cringe. F*en B*ioch should still be locked up!

  6. raincoaster
    May 22, 2008 @ 15:30:46

    Shhh, I’m trying to set her up with another famous Canadian nutbar. It’s well-known that she likes brunettes, and she’s got some money so I figure she’s got a shot. They deserve each other.

  7. Metro
    May 22, 2008 @ 15:38:48

    Soooo … Harrison called you back, then?

    Re. Karla–you’re setting her up with Harper?

  8. raincoaster
    May 22, 2008 @ 16:08:52

    No, I’m setting her up with a former SFU student who appears to have her name on Google Alerts. Either that or she really IS a demon, because saying her name causes her to manifest.

  9. thebeadden
    May 22, 2008 @ 16:09:12

    ahahahaha! Harper, another nutbar! :)

  10. raincoaster
    May 22, 2008 @ 17:44:24

    I could try to see if they’re interested in a threesome. I think it would appeal to anonymous-former-SFU-student-nutjob. She’s a right-winger.

  11. Metro
    May 22, 2008 @ 19:54:59

    “Nutjob”–”right-winger”.
    Semantically equivalent.

  12. Stiletto
    May 22, 2008 @ 23:14:01

    What a freaking headline. I admit, you got me there. But I thought Harrison Ford liked little Jewish boys?

    http://www.todoanaymia.com/fotos/fotosfamosas/calista%20anorexica.jpg

  13. Frontier Former Editor
    May 22, 2008 @ 23:52:38

    Talk about a cool bris from hell . . . .

  14. raincoaster
    May 23, 2008 @ 00:46:15

    Stil, if YOU were sleeping with Calista Flockheart, Canadian beaver would look pretty damn appealing.

  15. Metro
    May 23, 2008 @ 15:57:14

    So would little Jewish boys.

    Is Flockheart even a mammal? Ford must be into sharp corners.

  16. raincoaster
    May 23, 2008 @ 21:29:41

    I think he just likes that she orders the food and he gets to finish everything.

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