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Duelling Quizzes: what monster/superhero are you?

Well it goes without saying that I am both monster and superhero, although of these two I’d have to say the monster quiz is the more accurate.


Your Superhero Profile


Your Superhero Name is The Human Marvel

Your Superpower is Willpower

Your Weakness is Booty

Your Weapon is Your Silver Shield

Your Mode of Transportation is Kite


Your Monster Profile


Mad Lunatic

You Feast On: Jack and Coke

You Lurk Around In: Flocks of Freshmen

You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers

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16 Comments

  1. Posted May 22, 2008 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    My Superhero Name is The Iron Racoon
    My Superpower is Artificial Intelligence
    My Weakness is Dust
    My Weapon is My Prototype Shield
    My Mode of Transportation is Giraffe
    lol
    Artificial Intelligence, I can’t believe it!!

  2. Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    Thanks for that. I almost wet myself laughing when I got:

    Your Superhero Name is The Fighting Slayer
    Your Superpower is Seduction
    Your Weakness is Frogs
    Your Weapon is Your Force Pitchfork
    Your Mode of Transportation is Broom

    And then the monster:

    War Strangler
    You Feast On: Lasagna
    You Lurk Around In: Sewers
    You Especially Like to Torment: Cops

    Make of that what you will…

  3. Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    You will obviously meet your doom in a frog-infested sewer. Stay out of the cities and keep your pitchfork handy!!!

    The Iron Raccoon sounds quite cool; should I introduce you to the Stainless Steel Rat? He’s one of my favorite characters.

  4. Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    in the first quiz my superpower is electrocution which is quite apt given the sex aids I’ve been writing about lately

    my monster profile is Insane Doctor - woo hoo!

  5. Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    PERFECT!

  6. Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    Come to think of it, I do have a weakness for a man with a nice booty. It’s why I like to watch figure skating so much.

  7. Posted May 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    The thing about watching figure skating for the men is that so are most of the men watching. You want a nice ass on a guy, I think you need to check out rodeo clowns. So saith my horseperson co-worker.

    Your Superhero Name is The Omega Savage
    Your Superpower is Dance Dance Revolution
    Your Weakness is Quizzes
    Your Weapon is Your Terra Gun
    Your Mode of Transportation is Dragon

    Love it. Think I’ll adopt that as my screen name: Omega Savage.

    Psychotic Goblin
    You Feast On: Pickles
    You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories
    You Especially Like to Torment: Boys Who Wear Make-up

    Wait … No, no … “Psychotic Goblin” it is.

  8. Posted May 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    No, I can’t get past the clown thing. Nope. I don’t care WHAT kind of ass John Wayne Gacy had.

    Metro, you are totally an Omega Savage, DDR-poppin’ quiz monkey. But if you’re also a Psychotic Goblin, maybe you have MPD? So then both would work.

  9. Posted May 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    “I don’t care WHAT kind of ass John Wayne Gacy Had.”

    Sure. You were just sucking up to him for his recipe book.

    Work? Oh yeaaaah … I knew there was a reason I come to this building with the pretty fluorescent lighting and the computers every day …

  10. Posted May 23, 2008 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    How much do they pay you to use your superpowers for good/evil?

  11. Posted May 23, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    Not nearly enough, and actually I use my powers for chaotic good.

  12. Posted May 24, 2008 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    Well then you’ll never make a good monster.

  13. Posted May 24, 2008 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    You don’t need to pay me to use my superpower. I’ll happily exercise it any time…

    Voulez-vous danser avec moi, mon chéri?

  14. Posted May 24, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    After you see me dance you might not be so interested in using that superpower. I have white girl’s rhythm.

  15. Posted May 27, 2008 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    I wasn’t making kitty rockets, lol, I was attempting to have an environmentally safer clean house for my cat. Bah.

    Superhero:

    Your Superhero Name is The Sea Monkey
    Your Superpower is Nanotechnology
    Your Weakness is Tummy Rubs
    Your Weapon is Your Ether Amplifier
    Your Mode of Transportation is Love Van

    Monster:

    Insane Midget
    You Feast On: Starbucks
    You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories
    You Especially Like to Torment: Boys Who Wear Make-up

  16. Posted May 28, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    You sound very GenX: simultaneously retro and modern.

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