Doctor Who Commits Incest!

David Tennant as the Doctor

It’s true! Beloved Time Lord The Doctor (Mk. 10) (which would make an excellent rapper name, come to think of it; no, really, it would. admit it) is sleeping with his own daughter!

In two different ways!

No, he hasn’t been studying that chicken ad. David Tennant, who plays the tenth incarnation of The Doctor on the BBC series Doctor Who, is bonking the woman who plays Jenny, his daughter on the series.

Jenny. Funny name for a Gallifreyan. Honestly, what were her parents thinking?

Georgia Moffett, the actress who plays Jenny, is the daughter of Peter Davison, who played the hottest Doctor, the fifth incarnation.

Don’t they know? The streams must not cross. Worlds must not collide! The Matrix must not be corrupted. Really, no matter what space-time continuum you’re looking at, this is pretty sick and twisted stuff.

Are we sure they’re not all from West Virginia?


24 thoughts on “Doctor Who Commits Incest!

  1. Stiletto says:

    Soon Yi will be like Woody?

    And screw the ol’ Byrd – Cheney’s joke was a hoot!

  2. LOTGK says:

    I thought he was the last time king or something. And now he has a daughter. How many more of them are out there?

  3. Philipa says:

    Peter Davison hot?? Ahahahahaha

    I know we have different taste in men Rain but… per-lease!

  4. Philipa says:

    Now if Alan Rickman was Dr Who….

    Watched Galaxy Quest the other night, classic.

  5. max says:

    Blasphemer.

  6. raincoaster says:

    Peter Davison was dead hot. We will hear not a word against him. There’s something irresistable about tall, slightly addled blonds.

    I, too, have recently re-watched Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman would have made an epic doctor, but David Tennant will never give it up. Too many “benefits” if you know what I mean.

  7. Metro says:

    Hmmm … Really makes you wonder what the old fraud was up to. “Grand-daughter” my sonic screwdriver!

    Come to think of it, he does have a bit of a history.

    Oh, and here’s a little something else for the otherwise inclined, perhaps.

  8. Metro says:

    Sorry: that second link should be:
    http://mimi-na.deviantart.com/art/Doctor-s-Boys-58481472

    Think I must have forgotten to close the tag.

  9. Metro says:

    And you can’t have have seen Davidson lately.

  10. raincoaster says:

    No, by choice. I want to keep the dreams of my youth alive. Have you seen a close-up of Lee Aaron lately?

  11. fleetandewephoria says:

    mmm personally I think David Tennant has been the hottest of the Doctors. :p This just reminded me of how long I’ve gone without watching Doctor Who. I think it’s time to spend more quality time on youtube, because sadly I can’t afford to buy them on dvd :/

    I thought Doctor Who said he was the last time lord… although I suppose a daughter couldn’t very well be a time lord too (yeah, I have no idea how any of this works lol).

  12. raincoaster says:

    Romana was a Time Lord though I think, and she was a chick. She just didn’t flash her credentials around.

  13. Philipa says:

    Whenever I think of Peter Davison it’s either as the hopeless vet in Herriot or the hopeless husband and father in At home with the Braithwaites

    Metro – the look from the old doctor was nast wasn’t it? Eew!

  14. raincoaster says:

    I haven’t seen the latter of those, and he was a hopeless vet but a dead hottie in Herriot.

  15. Metro says:

    Peter Moffett was certainly a dish in “The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”

  16. Stiletto says:

    I’m afraid to say it but…I’ve never watched Dr. Who.

    Is that as criminal as never having seen LOTR?

  17. I have come to this late – Please tell me it is all just a false rumour – the Doctor has to be pure!

  18. raincoaster says:

    No, not nearly. Also: you won’t miss as much hotness. Peter Davison and Whatsisname the bug-eyed guy in the pic are the only two who could be described as hot. Although Tom Baker was not conventionally hot, he was dead sexy.

  19. raincoaster says:

    Archie, no. The Doctor is an old, dirty bastard. Who knows where he’s put that sonic screwdriver!

  20. Philipa says:

    Raincoaster our taste in men are so completely different we could happily share an abode, secure in the knowledge that our love interests are very safe from the others invitation. Although Boris may be a problem! ;-)

    Archie – at last I’ve found something you are more naive about than me. I feel quite light headed :-))

  21. raincoaster says:

    Well, Boris is a tall, addled blond. Does the Toryism override that, from your perspective. It very nearly does from mine, I’m telling you.

  22. Stiletto says:

    Does Rain love Boris more than her ‘secret shame Blair’?

    [Aren't you glad I didn't say 'John Major' again?]

  23. raincoaster says:

    No. A Tory really doesn’t have a shot; not even a charity shot.

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