Daily Archives: June 7, 2008

Potholders for Pulchritude!

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In keeping with today’s tatas theme, here are the hottest potholders around! I bet you can’t wait to get your hands on these babies!

Potholders for Pulchritude

It looks like that oven is cold!

These particular knit tits were knitted out of 100% cotton and apparently modeled after Lindsay Lohan’s, if one is to judge from the colour scheme. Pattern here. All to benefit Breast Cancer Awareness.

As women, most of us are aware that we need to examine our breasts regularly. What better way to remind ourselves more often to do that than to use a dishcloth that blatantly screams, “Feel the Ta-tas!“

Hard to argue with that. Hey, you might even get some kitchen volunteers.

Maybe I should knit some…

Get a Pair of New Tatas for Only Five Thousand Dollars!

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What a deal! Normally, a nice new pair of these kinds of things costs several times as much, but thanks to the low manufacturing costs of India, as well as the savings inherent in the newly-fashionable, smaller-size units, these Tatas are a bargain at only $2500 apiece!

Click over the jump to take a look for yourself at a pair of these beautiful, bulbous new Tatas! Continue reading →

mo’ momo: so you feel like shit

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See, this is why you shouldn’t mess with Canadians. Because not only did we popularize the concept of brutality in team sports (there’s no “I” in “ICU!” Oh, wait…Canadians say “I” will put “U” in intensive care, “C?”) but our motivational speakers don’t natter on about lathering your positive vibes over the pectorals of the Universe or scattering the rose petals of your dreams on the cosmic winds. They just straight-out tell you what to do when you feel like shit.

Canucks do not mess around. If we’d had momo during the War of 1812, our Foreign Minister and his biker chick would be enduring CSIS‘s interrogations from their private quarters in the White House.