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Young John McCain: Hawt or Nawt

I have a long and shameful history, it must be admitted, of crushes on right-wing political figures (the sainted Pierre Elliot Trudeau notwithstanding; as always, he’s a special case) perhaps because of my poorly-disguised thing for preppies, but frankly, above all of them (even Tony Blair who is, come on, right wing) stands one man.

On crutches. Click to enlarge; don’t you wish everything worked that way?

I mean, seriously. Hubba-hubba!

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23 Comments

  1. Posted June 27, 2008 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    Yes, and soon he will be needing mobility assistance once again.

  2. Posted June 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    I choose bachelor #2.

  3. Posted June 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    I see picture #1 and I just freeze for a quite shocking length of time.

    Ian, quite right. But then, he has his younger, trollop-looking, makeup-plastering second wife to take care of him. It worked for Reagan!

  4. Posted June 28, 2008 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    Come away from the dark side Rain.

  5. Posted June 28, 2008 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    Ah, yes, the James Dean look of bachelor #2 thrills my heart. His current looks and politics…not so much.

  6. Posted June 28, 2008 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    And I thought the Tony Blair crush was weird…

  7. Posted June 28, 2008 at 7:17 am | Permalink

    I can’t help it. I like the pretty Blonds. He’s up there with Laird Hamilton.

  8. Posted June 28, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    Number 2. I’d do that with my eyes open and the lights on.

    Any other way would be a sin.

  9. Posted June 28, 2008 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    See, I’m not so enamored of the thing where their neck goes straight down from their ears; too steroidy-looking for me. But a man in uniform…a handsome man in uniform…hmmmm.

  10. Posted July 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Totally nawt hawt. However, John Major, yes. And Brian Mulroney always made me breathe a little funny. True.

  11. Posted July 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    John MAJOR? BRIAN MULRONEY??? ella, I don’t think I know you at all.

  12. Posted July 3, 2008 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    I’m nearsighted, if that helps. Prolly not.

  13. Posted July 3, 2008 at 4:49 am | Permalink

    I suppose I can’t sneer. I appear to have a thing for right-wing dictators. And Trudeau, a left-wing dictator.

  14. Francois
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    I think John McCain is- or used to be- a handsome man! Handsome, in the manly, macho way; more like Clooney or Eastwood, than in the beautiful but effiminate type, like say, Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Phillipe and the like.

  15. Lindsay
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 12:26 am | Permalink

    I find McCain kind of scary looking now a days, so I was pretty surprised to be quite attracted to young John McCain. I agree with you, hawt.

  16. Posted September 13, 2008 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    I’m not feelin’ how John is choosing to comb his hair straight down today. I think it might look better with a little feather or something on the sides, if he would comb it slightly back instead of straight down. Maybe he is covering up a wound from the war? Don’t know. It’s hard for him to do a lot with his arms raised, or moving his neck, so straight down might just be easier.

    He definitely knew how to comb his hair in #2. Damn.

  17. Posted September 13, 2008 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    Those were the days, eh?

  18. Posted October 16, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry, this totally cracked me up. SURPRISE! he’s not old!

  19. Posted October 16, 2008 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    Well, he IS old. But he was pretty before he was old, that’s for sure.

  20. impressed
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 10:16 am | Permalink

    wow,,,,,wowowowowowowwo if i could travel back in time, id travel back to the days he served in vietnam, considering he was in the army, he would have sexual urges, and he wouldnt mind it comming from a male either…me young mccain in the jungles sweating…mmmmm f*** yeahh

  21. Posted October 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Totally hot but is it me or is there something of a young Steve Martin to him? Either way, he was hot then.

    Now, not so much.

  22. Posted October 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    I love John McCain! He IS THE BEST!

  23. titanite
    Posted November 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    He was HOT!!! I’d do him anyday, anytime of the any day!

    But now he looks like some semi-living blob of loose skin. Especially when he’s standing beside his botoxed wife. It’s amazing how someone so hot can turn into someone so scary. I tell you, it’s all in the mind. If you think dark thoughts, you’ll turn ugly!


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