Young John McCain: Hawt or Nawt
27 Jun 2008 25 Comments
in 60's, Celebrity, Culture, Humour, Politics, Sex, U.S., beauty, humor, sad
I have a long and shameful history, it must be admitted, of crushes on right-wing political figures (the sainted Pierre Elliot Trudeau notwithstanding; as always, he’s a special case) perhaps because of my poorly-disguised thing for preppies, but frankly, above all of them (even Tony Blair who is, come on, right wing) stands one man.
On crutches. Click to enlarge; don’t you wish everything worked that way?
- John McCain, young and pretty #1
- Young John McCain #2
- Young John McCain #3
I mean, seriously. Hubba-hubba!

















Jun 27, 2008 @ 17:44:18
Yes, and soon he will be needing mobility assistance once again.
Jun 27, 2008 @ 19:58:23
I choose bachelor #2.
Jun 27, 2008 @ 21:00:17
I see picture #1 and I just freeze for a quite shocking length of time.
Ian, quite right. But then, he has his younger, trollop-looking, makeup-plastering second wife to take care of him. It worked for Reagan!
Jun 28, 2008 @ 00:05:29
Come away from the dark side Rain.
Jun 28, 2008 @ 02:13:25
Ah, yes, the James Dean look of bachelor #2 thrills my heart. His current looks and politics…not so much.
Jun 28, 2008 @ 02:24:22
And I thought the Tony Blair crush was weird…
Jun 28, 2008 @ 07:17:09
I can’t help it. I like the pretty Blonds. He’s up there with Laird Hamilton.
Jun 28, 2008 @ 21:01:42
Number 2. I’d do that with my eyes open and the lights on.
Any other way would be a sin.
Jun 28, 2008 @ 21:13:41
See, I’m not so enamored of the thing where their neck goes straight down from their ears; too steroidy-looking for me. But a man in uniform…a handsome man in uniform…hmmmm.
Jul 01, 2008 @ 17:30:56
Totally nawt hawt. However, John Major, yes. And Brian Mulroney always made me breathe a little funny. True.
Jul 02, 2008 @ 20:28:23
John MAJOR? BRIAN MULRONEY??? ella, I don’t think I know you at all.
Jul 03, 2008 @ 04:07:14
I’m nearsighted, if that helps. Prolly not.
Jul 03, 2008 @ 04:49:48
I suppose I can’t sneer. I appear to have a thing for right-wing dictators. And Trudeau, a left-wing dictator.
Aug 24, 2008 @ 05:04:53
I think John McCain is- or used to be- a handsome man! Handsome, in the manly, macho way; more like Clooney or Eastwood, than in the beautiful but effiminate type, like say, Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Phillipe and the like.
Sep 12, 2008 @ 00:26:37
I find McCain kind of scary looking now a days, so I was pretty surprised to be quite attracted to young John McCain. I agree with you, hawt.
Sep 13, 2008 @ 22:29:43
I’m not feelin’ how John is choosing to comb his hair straight down today. I think it might look better with a little feather or something on the sides, if he would comb it slightly back instead of straight down. Maybe he is covering up a wound from the war? Don’t know. It’s hard for him to do a lot with his arms raised, or moving his neck, so straight down might just be easier.
He definitely knew how to comb his hair in #2. Damn.
Sep 13, 2008 @ 23:54:54
Those were the days, eh?
Oct 16, 2008 @ 21:01:10
I’m sorry, this totally cracked me up. SURPRISE! he’s not old!
Oct 16, 2008 @ 22:10:02
Well, he IS old. But he was pretty before he was old, that’s for sure.
Oct 22, 2008 @ 10:16:29
wow,,,,,wowowowowowowwo if i could travel back in time, id travel back to the days he served in vietnam, considering he was in the army, he would have sexual urges, and he wouldnt mind it comming from a male either…me young mccain in the jungles sweating…mmmmm f*** yeahh
Oct 22, 2008 @ 17:04:05
Totally hot but is it me or is there something of a young Steve Martin to him? Either way, he was hot then.
Now, not so much.
Oct 25, 2008 @ 23:10:36
I love John McCain! He IS THE BEST!
Nov 04, 2008 @ 15:46:24
He was HOT!!! I’d do him anyday, anytime of the any day!
But now he looks like some semi-living blob of loose skin. Especially when he’s standing beside his botoxed wife. It’s amazing how someone so hot can turn into someone so scary. I tell you, it’s all in the mind. If you think dark thoughts, you’ll turn ugly!