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Cthulhu Porn!

For some things, my friends, there are no words. The soulless perversions, both polymorphous and (shockingly) amorphous, of the cosmic aberration which is Cthulhu know bondage neither in space nor in time, nor in any other dimension either dreamed or measured.

Here, my friends, is proof. Cover your eyes and turn away, rather than click on and be damned.

Here be dragons.

Here be Cthulhu Goatse:

Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!

Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!

Blame Archie. Or, as we call him, Nyarlathotep. But wait, there’s more! We are nothing if not servicey, us acolytes. If merely gazing upon the image were not enough, click here to read the unspeakable background in the shocking story of the Cthulhu Goatse.

This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on July 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm and filed under Books, Cthulhu, Etiquette, Hoaxes, Humour, Literary, Squid, Weird, geek, gross, horror, humor, mashups, meme, tasteless. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

11 Comments

  1. archiearchive FCD
    Posted July 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    It is good to see that the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles who worship me recognise my powers.

    Even in my sporkishness.

  2. Metro
    Posted July 4, 2008 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    Y’know, I was looking for an excuse to avoid posting this bit from bash.org. But then I came here.

    The serendipity o’erpowers me. So:

    I just asked a chick why she liked tentacle porn so much
    and she said to me “variety is the spice of life”
    I asked her “could you be… less vague”
    and then she said “the worms are the source of all spice”
    fucking nerd chicks !!!!!!

  3. Frontier Former Editor
    Posted July 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley

  4. Metro
    Posted July 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    Some things man was not meant to see. Ignore the above comment.

  5. raincoaster
    Posted July 4, 2008 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    Rick Astley is all up in there…you just need a speculum to find him. Are you sure you want one?

    Metro: I never made it past the first chapter of Dune. Bored silly.

  6. michaelm
    Posted June 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    “It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley”
    Freekin’ FFE
    Gotta go change my shorts now . . .
    ~m

  7. raincoaster
    Posted June 5, 2009 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    Like I said, he’s in there somewhere! Take a spelunking helmet and be sure to use lots of Cthulhube.

  8. valarmorghulis
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    Goatse dentata?

  9. raincoaster
    Posted June 25, 2009 at 3:55 am | Permalink

    You just KNOW that sex with Cthulhu would be a painful experience. Wouldn’t you feel cheated if it weren’t?

  10. samaritan
    Posted June 30, 2009 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    MALWARE IS ON THIS SITE

  11. raincoaster
    Posted June 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    If explicit Cthulhu porn isn’t considered malware, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS???


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