Cthulhu Porn!
04 Jul 2008 18 Comments
in Books, Cthulhu, Etiquette, Hoaxes, Humour, Literary, Squid, Weird, geek, gross, horror, humor, mashups, meme, tasteless
For some things, my friends, there are no words. The soulless perversions, both polymorphous and (shockingly) amorphous, of the cosmic aberration which is Cthulhu know bondage neither in space nor in time, nor in any other dimension either dreamed or measured.
Here, my friends, is proof. Cover your eyes and turn away, rather than click on and be damned.
Here be dragons.
Here be Cthulhu Goatse:
Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!
Blame Archie. Or, as we call him, Nyarlathotep. But wait, there’s more! We are nothing if not servicey, us acolytes. If merely gazing upon the image were not enough, click here to read the unspeakable background in the shocking story of the Cthulhu Goatse.
Jul 04, 2008 @ 15:46:11
It is good to see that the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles who worship me recognise my powers.
Even in my sporkishness.
Jul 04, 2008 @ 19:26:27
Y’know, I was looking for an excuse to avoid posting this bit from bash.org. But then I came here.
The serendipity o’erpowers me. So:
Jul 04, 2008 @ 23:01:17
It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley
Jul 04, 2008 @ 23:21:02
Some things man was not meant to see. Ignore the above comment.
Jul 04, 2008 @ 23:59:12
Rick Astley is all up in there…you just need a speculum to find him. Are you sure you want one?
Metro: I never made it past the first chapter of Dune. Bored silly.
Jun 04, 2009 @ 19:33:02
“It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley”
Freekin’ FFE
Gotta go change my shorts now . . .
~m
Jun 05, 2009 @ 09:14:37
Like I said, he’s in there somewhere! Take a spelunking helmet and be sure to use lots of Cthulhube.
Jun 25, 2009 @ 02:29:02
Goatse dentata?
Jun 25, 2009 @ 03:55:26
You just KNOW that sex with Cthulhu would be a painful experience. Wouldn’t you feel cheated if it weren’t?
Jun 30, 2009 @ 08:23:03
MALWARE IS ON THIS SITE
Jun 30, 2009 @ 12:39:02
If explicit Cthulhu porn isn’t considered malware, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS???
Aug 29, 2009 @ 15:35:32
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn !!!
Dec 06, 2009 @ 22:46:26
My eyes! My poor, virgin eyes….
Dec 07, 2009 @ 16:04:21
Not anymore!