Cthulhu Porn!

For some things, my friends, there are no words. The soulless perversions, both polymorphous and (shockingly) amorphous, of the cosmic aberration which is Cthulhu know bondage neither in space nor in time, nor in any other dimension either dreamed or measured.

Here, my friends, is proof. Cover your eyes and turn away, rather than click on and be damned.

Here be dragons.

Here be Cthulhu Goatse:

Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!

Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!

Blame Archie. Or, as we call him, Nyarlathotep. But wait, there’s more! We are nothing if not servicey, us acolytes. If merely gazing upon the image were not enough, click here to read the unspeakable background in the shocking story of the Cthulhu Goatse.

19 thoughts on “Cthulhu Porn!

  1. Y’know, I was looking for an excuse to avoid posting this bit from bash.org. But then I came here.

    The serendipity o’erpowers me. So:

    I just asked a chick why she liked tentacle porn so much
    and she said to me “variety is the spice of life”
    I asked her “could you be… less vague”
    and then she said “the worms are the source of all spice”
    fucking nerd chicks !!!!!!

  2. Rick Astley is all up in there…you just need a speculum to find him. Are you sure you want one?

    Metro: I never made it past the first chapter of Dune. Bored silly.

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