5 thoughts on “How to make tennis interesting”

1. Frontier Former Editor says:

   July 6, 2008 at 11:47 pm

   THAT’S who Martina Navriltilova reminds me of, Arthrotashaxl.

   Or a taller, drug-free Axl Rose, maybe . . .
2. naomi says:

   July 7, 2008 at 12:28 am

   ooooo…i’d pay to see that!
3. The Necromancer says:

   July 7, 2008 at 3:35 am

   Coincidentally, I played the ancient Aztec game today. Alas, no blood. Blisters aplenty…But they weren’t fatal. No yet, anyway…
4. G Eagle Esq says:

   July 7, 2008 at 6:09 am

   …. mmmm

   Tennis —- interesting ??

   Like ordaining Female Bishops, an ontological impossibility

   Ex Amerika, semper aliquid novi
   [Always quelque chose odd from the USA]

   In the (ex)Middle Colonies, they can presumably ordain a Camel, but it won’t make the Camel a Bishop

   Harrumph, Harrumph, Harrumph
5. raincoaster says:

   July 7, 2008 at 6:45 am

   Come on! Even YOU must admit that live human sacrifices on the court would liven up Wimbledon.