I’m so lazy I’m seriously considering this instead of a proper dinner party. WAY less work!
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
There is also this, in case they weren’t cannibals but zombies. Remember, no matter how cute they are, DO NOT FEED THE ZOMBIES!
Created by OnePlusYou
Stolen from iubika who asked a question in the forum.
I could survive 105 days!
I could feed 6 cannibals. I only hope I won’t need to say ‘bon appétit’.
I obviously need to lose weight, STAT! We have been known to have a cannibal or two in the hood.
Hmm. I could feed 11 cannibals and could last 35 days. I must be getting points for vitamins ’cause there are only two pounds [being optimistic] of non-perishable food here.
Glad u enjoyed the site! Hahah! :)
I said four. But I have a woodstove and lots of wood. Also very fat raccoons and cats around here.
Thanks for the tipoff, lubika. I should give you a link for that.
hahha, only if u understand Romanian ;)
I don’t, but I give credit where credit is due. I do or did know a bit of Latin, and it’s close to that, right?
First problem:
If I’m exactly six feet tall, am I “Average Height” or “Tall”?
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And 112 days, if I had to. But if I had to, then I can’t imagine why I’d want to.
If YOU are exactly six feet tall, you’re lying.
I can feed 16 cannibals and survive 110 days. But not if I feed 16 cannibals.
No, it would definitely be a one-or-the-other situation. And probably cause and effect, as, if there were a roving pack of cannibals in the neighborhood it would act as an incentive to barricade yourself in the house.
I could feed 9 cannibals.
I could also survive 90 days. With 3 people in my household, though, it’s somewhat ambiguous about whether we’d share the food, or whether I’d be expected to eat them. (And one of the people is quite small.)
Eat her first, then. Once they reach adolescence, they consume far more than they put on in weight.
I could survive 67 days. That’s with two people, but I think I scored a few extra days by having two cats as an additional food source.
If I include cat food as non-perishable food I could survive 89 days.
And there is no way I’m admitting publicly to how many cannibals I could feed.
I’m actually kind of shocked at the startling lack of dirty jokes in this comment thread. I profess myself most disappointed, both with my readers and with myself. I thought I was worse than that.
I shall have to step up my game.
I only associate with vegan cannibals.
16 cannibals or 77 days. I’ll drink with you Rain, but I’m not coming to your dinner party for a while.
Unless you slip me a mickey, in which case I won’t have much say in the matter.
Mickey who?
Finn
Ah, my Irish ancestors. Who says they’ve made no contribution to civilization, eh? Half the navies in the world would never have gotten started without that classic concoction.
11 & 100 respectively.
Kinda creepy quizzes though . . . :evil:
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Lying? You know not whereof you speak.
And of course that begs the question “How many times did that ever stop her” …
And answer came there: “None”.
Why you even ask. I guess those British inches are smaller, eh?
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