Comments on: Donkey Punch?

By: Bunk Strutts

Bunk Strutts — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:25:09 +0000

Beavers know the difference between good dam wood and the rotten stuff.

raincoaster — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:15:52 +0000

Of COURSE my beaver is suspicious. You should see some of the men around here.

Metro — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:04:01 +0000

Well I understand. You’re not in a position to appreciate a sharp, inquiring, mind, gorgeous face, and 36B bra size.

Let’s face it, you’re into clammy, damp, tentacles. And downright suspicious beaver, as any regular reader (if such exists) can tell.

raincoaster — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:50:02 +0000

I’ve seen your dealer and wouldn’t call that a bonus.

Metro — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:02:16 +0000

Well at a thousand bucks to the ounce I better get some kinda customer loyalty bonus!