The Cephalokini® new for Summer ‘08!
Wireless, translucent suction-cantilevered top
shown with side-fastened bottom
Thrilled with tentacles? Crave calamari? Our unique, organic halter provides cleavage enhancement without the wire in a wide variety of mutable colors and patterns depending on backdrop. Pick your top and bottom sizes separately from our fresh tank.
• Removable push-up padding/sashimi
• Dozens of suction fasteners for added support
• Fully, even aggressively, biodegradable
• Imported organic materials
Contact us at CTHULHU2U2 for pricing.
22 Comments
Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Also, SPF 1000, and the slime is naturally cooling on the skin!
This is true! Get them while they’re fresh!
And I’m sure it smells much better than the sunscreen I currently have…
Ooh, that’s a shame. One of the great pleasures of summer is the coconut scent of sunscreen.
It’s only for Detroit Red Wing fans. If you know what I mean.
Isn’t that the equivalent of holding a cat underwater?
Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?
Depends. If Mrs. Strutts found out I’d be dead anyway. Besides, I have only one tentacle, and they have me beat in both length and number.
If not tenacity.
Alright. That’s it. I’m stopping reading this blog. I really mean it this time (not). You keep me up nights, and not in a good way.
Ooh. Rub it in. Both of you.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that line…
‘Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?’
is that a trick question?
Yes.
Ooh rub it in. Both of you. There’s another dime.
10 cents please!
Stop that! Both of you!
Okay, then I’ll raise it to 25c. Fair?
For thirty you get around the world!
Does that include a “Mojave Dog Sled?”