Cephalokini: buy it now!

The Cephalokini® new for Summer ’08!

Cephalokini top

Cephalokini bottom

Wireless, translucent suction-cantilevered top
shown with side-fastened bottom
Thrilled with tentacles? Crave calamari? Our unique, organic halter provides cleavage enhancement without the wire in a wide variety of mutable colors and patterns depending on backdrop. Pick your top and bottom sizes separately from our fresh tank.
• Removable push-up padding/sashimi
• Dozens of suction fasteners for added support
• Fully, even aggressively, biodegradable
• Imported organic materials

Contact us at CTHULHU2U2 for pricing.

22 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. silverstar98121
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 20:27:20

    Nooooooooooo!!!!!

  2. raincoaster
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 20:57:57

    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!

  3. Wandering Coyote
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 21:52:01

    Also, SPF 1000, and the slime is naturally cooling on the skin!

  4. raincoaster
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 22:42:36

    This is true! Get them while they’re fresh!

  5. Wandering Coyote
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 23:43:01

    And I’m sure it smells much better than the sunscreen I currently have…

  6. raincoaster
    Jul 24, 2008 @ 23:57:34

    Ooh, that’s a shame. One of the great pleasures of summer is the coconut scent of sunscreen.

  7. kanadianbakin
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 01:44:59

    It’s only for Detroit Red Wing fans. If you know what I mean.

  8. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 04:03:55

    Isn’t that the equivalent of holding a cat underwater?

  9. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 05:27:25

    Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?

  10. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 06:35:26

    Depends. If Mrs. Strutts found out I’d be dead anyway. Besides, I have only one tentacle, and they have me beat in both length and number.

  11. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:12:06

    If not tenacity.

  12. museditions
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:27:24

    Alright. That’s it. I’m stopping reading this blog. I really mean it this time (not). You keep me up nights, and not in a good way.

  13. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:29:12

    Ooh. Rub it in. Both of you.

  14. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:43:22

    If I had a dime for every time I heard that line…

  15. amandzing
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 12:00:22

    ‘Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?’

    is that a trick question?

  16. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2008 @ 18:47:23

    Yes.

  17. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 26, 2008 @ 03:54:02

    Ooh rub it in. Both of you. There’s another dime.

  18. raincoaster
    Jul 26, 2008 @ 19:21:39

    10 cents please!

  19. museditions
    Jul 27, 2008 @ 02:34:15

    Stop that! Both of you!

  20. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 27, 2008 @ 07:43:18

    Okay, then I’ll raise it to 25c. Fair?

  21. raincoaster
    Jul 27, 2008 @ 07:47:16

    For thirty you get around the world!

  22. Bunk Strutts
    Jul 27, 2008 @ 08:13:21

    Does that include a “Mojave Dog Sled?”

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