Cephalokini: buy it now!
24 Jul 2008 22 Comments
in Cthulhu, Hoaxes, Humour, Literary, Squid, Weird, fashion, geek, gender, gross, humor, marketing, octopus
The Cephalokini® new for Summer ’08!
Wireless, translucent suction-cantilevered top
shown with side-fastened bottom
Thrilled with tentacles? Crave calamari? Our unique, organic halter provides cleavage enhancement without the wire in a wide variety of mutable colors and patterns depending on backdrop. Pick your top and bottom sizes separately from our fresh tank.
• Removable push-up padding/sashimi
• Dozens of suction fasteners for added support
• Fully, even aggressively, biodegradable
• Imported organic materials
Contact us at CTHULHU2U2 for pricing.
Jul 24, 2008 @ 20:27:20
Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Jul 24, 2008 @ 20:57:57
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Jul 24, 2008 @ 21:52:01
Also, SPF 1000, and the slime is naturally cooling on the skin!
Jul 24, 2008 @ 22:42:36
This is true! Get them while they’re fresh!
Jul 24, 2008 @ 23:43:01
And I’m sure it smells much better than the sunscreen I currently have…
Jul 24, 2008 @ 23:57:34
Ooh, that’s a shame. One of the great pleasures of summer is the coconut scent of sunscreen.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 01:44:59
It’s only for Detroit Red Wing fans. If you know what I mean.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 04:03:55
Isn’t that the equivalent of holding a cat underwater?
Jul 25, 2008 @ 05:27:25
Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?
Jul 25, 2008 @ 06:35:26
Depends. If Mrs. Strutts found out I’d be dead anyway. Besides, I have only one tentacle, and they have me beat in both length and number.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:12:06
If not tenacity.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:27:24
Alright. That’s it. I’m stopping reading this blog. I really mean it this time (not). You keep me up nights, and not in a good way.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:29:12
Ooh. Rub it in. Both of you.
Jul 25, 2008 @ 07:43:22
If I had a dime for every time I heard that line…
Jul 25, 2008 @ 12:00:22
‘Depends: wouldn’t YOU willingly sacrifice yourself to be in their position?’
is that a trick question?
Jul 25, 2008 @ 18:47:23
Yes.
Jul 26, 2008 @ 03:54:02
Ooh rub it in. Both of you. There’s another dime.
Jul 26, 2008 @ 19:21:39
10 cents please!
Jul 27, 2008 @ 02:34:15
Stop that! Both of you!
Jul 27, 2008 @ 07:43:18
Okay, then I’ll raise it to 25c. Fair?
Jul 27, 2008 @ 07:47:16
For thirty you get around the world!
Jul 27, 2008 @ 08:13:21
Does that include a “Mojave Dog Sled?”