The Earth Moved for MissRFTC
30 Jul 2008 39 Comments
in Blogging, Culture, Etiquette, Humour, MissRFTC, Sex, Twitter, Weird, beaver, geek, humor, meme, social media, tasteless
So, today on Twitter:
Twitter Vagina?
Okay, now someone please explain to me why, in the absence of specific Twitted information to that effect, everyone in the world, from Gawker to Valleywag to (briefly) the HuffPo, has concluded that she was having a pelvic exam.
All she actually said was, the doctor was in her vagina.
I’m thinking those people know much less about nooners and doctors than I do, and I say it’s 50/50 if you know what I mean.
Jul 30, 2008 @ 10:54:24
If only lightning struck, Lou Christie would me making a comeback . . .
Jul 30, 2008 @ 10:54:50
be, not ‘me’
Jul 30, 2008 @ 11:08:43
Freudian.
Jul 30, 2008 @ 17:11:54
Thank God it wasn’t Michael Moore. That could’ve been painful. And you are hilarious.
Jul 30, 2008 @ 17:57:54
Um, usually the doc does not “enter” the vagina, usually the doc uses a speculum. I think. Or is this just me?
Jul 30, 2008 @ 18:46:11
Well lucky her – I had a pelvic examination yesterday and I can assure you the earth did not move. I grimaced a bit with the pain. Quite a bit actually and had difficulty walking today, well, doing anything today. No tremors and earth moving though.
(that didn’t even happen when I made my babies – men should be available from Tesco, at least then you can get a refund for crap service)
Jul 30, 2008 @ 18:52:27
max, you and I must have the same doctor. Philipa, maybe you should get MissRFTC’s doctor’s number.
Jul 30, 2008 @ 20:01:19
Well, he must have been well Jung
Jul 30, 2008 @ 23:29:39
hellooooo
I was refered to your blog by moonbeam mcqueen, she said you are the authority on all things cthulhu, so… salutations fellow cthulhu nut!
Jul 31, 2008 @ 00:26:56
I am, and Rlyeh back atcha!
Jul 31, 2008 @ 05:42:51
Rumor has it she had centipedes, and not the doctor, in her vajayjay. CNN is updating the report as we speak.
Jul 31, 2008 @ 08:57:49
I’m sorry, but you have to be a real twit to Twitter stuff like this. The earthquake, yes, where I was, no.
Jul 31, 2008 @ 09:25:01
Not to mention where your doctor was.
In his defense, I’m thinking maybe he’s blind and he was using the braille method of examination?
As for Twitter, a brilliant insight occurred to me today as I was watching Ol’ Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express: Twitter is just CB radio for the 21st Century.
Jul 31, 2008 @ 15:16:39
Nah–CB carries much more passion and expressiveness.
Copy that?
Jul 31, 2008 @ 19:59:17
YOU, sir, are not on Twitter. I’ve been quoting Jack Burton over there since last night. Quite fun.
Can you imagine the pileup there’d have been if someone put the doctor/vagina thing out on CB in, say, 1975?
CONVOY!
Aug 01, 2008 @ 01:45:22
Please move your vagina, I have to move my VW Beetle.
It’s shaking.
~m
Aug 01, 2008 @ 01:47:11
Is it stirred, though?
Aug 01, 2008 @ 02:02:11
“Well, he must have been well Jung”
Did she say the doctor was a man?
Aug 01, 2008 @ 05:41:39
That’s true. Lesbians like to play “hand puppets” sometimes. I saw it in Chasing Amy.
Aug 01, 2008 @ 05:42:44
Re Azahar: “Did she say the doctor was a man?”
WHOA. What if the doctor was a Horse Doctor or another veterinarian?
What if he/she was a baby doctor who cried all through the earthquake?
Too many scary uncertainties here.
Aug 01, 2008 @ 05:53:52
That reminds me: what IS baby oil made of?
Aug 01, 2008 @ 06:37:57
Isn’t it a combination of seals and clubs?
Aug 02, 2008 @ 02:57:36
I thought it was babies! I’m totally taking mine back to the store now.
Aug 02, 2008 @ 04:56:56
Unless I’m mistaken, Baby Oil is for squeaky babies. Doesn’t matter what it’s made from.
Aug 02, 2008 @ 06:34:03
Oh, DAMN! No wonder it never works for me!
Aug 02, 2008 @ 14:12:54
I was indeed having a pelvic exam and my doctor’s fingers were most definitely in my vagina. You can ask her yourself, Dr. Pamela Fenton, Los Angeles.
Aug 02, 2008 @ 23:34:24
Well, since everyone on Earth knows the earth moved for you, she’s going to be very popular. I hope she buys you some flowers or something.
Aug 03, 2008 @ 02:26:49
Max said her doctor uses a speculum. Is that a 5-iron or a 7? I need an edge to win back some bets.
Aug 03, 2008 @ 02:59:08
Isn’t speculum what agnostics feed their babies?
Aug 03, 2008 @ 05:32:41
Lessee, I got a 50-50 chance of getting it right. Is the correct answer YES?
Aug 03, 2008 @ 05:52:24
I think we will have to ask Archie. He knows about that kind of thing.
Aug 03, 2008 @ 06:32:09
Go.
Aug 03, 2008 @ 06:42:26
Definitely TMI, MissRFTC.
Aug 03, 2008 @ 08:07:08
We can summon him. For an athiest, he’s very susceptible to the charms of the pentagram:
http://archiearchive.wordpress.com
Aug 03, 2008 @ 09:06:02
When an atheist accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer, who does he tell to damn it?
Aug 03, 2008 @ 09:07:04
Bob?
Aug 03, 2008 @ 09:29:23
Who do they talk to when they’re getting a blowjob?
Aug 04, 2008 @ 00:41:24
Mr. Monkey the hand puppet?