What Would Jesus Do?
10 Aug 2008 3 Comments
in Allegory, Christianity, Crime, Culture, Etiquette, Humour, Irony, Islam, Lush Life, Police, Religion, Weird, drugs, humor, sad
Probably bail him out, the softie! Then again, he might be busy taking Dad to his parole hearing.
Authorities began investigating God… in April, and he was arrested on Saturday.
From NBC30:
South Windsor police arrested Almighty Supremebeing Allah on drug charges…Almighty Supremebeing Allah, who lives in West Hartford, was accused of cocaine possession with intent to sell.
West Hartford, Connecticut? Huh. I’d have lost a bet.
But wait! Jesus can’t do anything! Jesus is missing!
Missing: One 45-kilogram concrete statue of Jesus.
Colchester County RCMP are asking for the public’s help to find the missing statue, stolen from a cemetery in Middle Stewiacke, just outside Truro.
Don’t worry. A lot of people have faith that Jesus will return.
Aug 12, 2008 @ 01:30:30
owyeah … will he?
morbidly hilarious humor! well, at least, to me only :]
Aug 12, 2008 @ 03:56:47
Oh, that’s funny. I recently read something along those lines.
Aug 12, 2008 @ 04:03:03
And Little Green Footballs liked it enough to steal it without crediting me! But what can you expect from those people, eh?