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Why They Call Them “Loonies”

Cthulhu Tentacles for Sale!

Oh, man GROSS! I knew there was a reason I didn’t like pool noodles.

10 Comments

  1. Posted August 12, 2008 at 3:20 am | Permalink

    Cthulu will devour you!

  2. blitzkriegbarbie
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:22 am | Permalink

    $1.95? The cost of mythos is cheap.

  3. Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:42 am | Permalink

    ‘Cthulu will devour you!’

    Sometimes it works the other way.
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Squidwoman1.jpg

  4. Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:40 am | Permalink

    Just clever branding. Foam tubes were never so sexy…

  5. Posted August 14, 2008 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    You mean it’s not real? OMG I bought twenty and have been sacrificing infants to them for three days now!

  6. Posted August 14, 2008 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Damn, I got scammed! They told me they were Flying Spaghetti Monster appendages.

  7. Posted August 14, 2008 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    Well, how do they taste with clam sauce? I think that’s the test. If it’s Cthulhu, the clams will start doing obeisance.

  8. Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    ‘Well, how do they taste with clam sauce? ‘

    Haha. Ask the little guy in the squidwoman pic.

  9. Posted August 14, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    He’s a bit busy for an interview right now…

  10. Posted August 14, 2008 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    He’s in over his head! This is creature abuse!

    I for one can’t view my seafood the same way, particular today’s lunch. It’s not often I allow myself to feast on seafood pasta, and I certainly will never allow what it is in my pasta…to feast on me.

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