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For Vindictive Vegans

Because even environmentalists have enemies.

Brenneman's All-Natural Poisons!

Stolen from the inspired Dr Boli and posted here under the inspiration of this forum thread about how to keep ants out of hardware. Strange bedfellows, my friend, is the only kind I have lately.

This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on August 21, 2008 at 7:40 am and filed under Crime, Culture, Humour, Lush Life, Weird, capitalism, death, environment, humor, marketing, murder, tasteless. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

10 Comments

  1. silverstar98121
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Well, at least it’s a pretty flower. Do you know what it is? Belladonna maybe?

  2. raincoaster
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    Nope. I’m a squidblogger, not a botanist, Jim!

  3. Frontier Former Editor
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Whatever happened to lye, or arsenic? Although I suppose that making your own prussic acid or ricin would be a green AND effective way to go . . .

  4. Metro
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    Well, since anthrax is waning in popularity …

    However, the greenest method requires no destruction of plants, no processing with nasty chemicals, and indeed no use of any sort of artificial aids, unless of course you paint your finger nails.

  5. Bunk Strutts
    Posted August 22, 2008 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    Chemicals are good. Plants and animals thrive on them. The destruction of plants and animals is good also. Plants and animals thrive on it. Painting fingernails is good, kinda.

  6. raincoaster
    Posted August 22, 2008 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    Yes, I’m really liking the ricin thing, but delivery is a bitch unless you’ve got vats of DMSO handy.

    Painting fingernails is good, but if you paint plants and animals, they tend to resent it and not hold properly still.

  7. Metro
    Posted August 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Well actually I was referring to manual strangulation, still popular in places where people don’t want to try making their own homegrown ricin.

    Although painting someone’s nails with, say, cobalt might be interesting. And such a lovely blue colour.

  8. Frontier Former Editor
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Does this mean we can call you raincastor?

  9. raincoaster
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    Only under oath.

  10. Metro
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    Seems to me that wherever I have heard the name of “Raincoaster” there I have also heard an oath or two.

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