For Vindictive Vegans
21 Aug 2008 10 Comments
in Crime, Culture, Humour, Lush Life, Weird, capitalism, death, environment, humor, marketing, murder, tasteless
Because even environmentalists have enemies.
Stolen from the inspired Dr Boli and posted here under the inspiration of this forum thread about how to keep ants out of hardware. Strange bedfellows, my friend, is the only kind I have lately.
Aug 21, 2008 @ 08:30:01
Well, at least it’s a pretty flower. Do you know what it is? Belladonna maybe?
Aug 21, 2008 @ 09:55:40
Nope. I’m a squidblogger, not a botanist, Jim!
Aug 21, 2008 @ 11:14:16
Whatever happened to lye, or arsenic? Although I suppose that making your own prussic acid or ricin would be a green AND effective way to go . . .
Aug 21, 2008 @ 17:58:36
Well, since anthrax is waning in popularity …
However, the greenest method requires no destruction of plants, no processing with nasty chemicals, and indeed no use of any sort of artificial aids, unless of course you paint your finger nails.
Aug 22, 2008 @ 08:00:54
Chemicals are good. Plants and animals thrive on them. The destruction of plants and animals is good also. Plants and animals thrive on it. Painting fingernails is good, kinda.
Aug 22, 2008 @ 11:44:33
Yes, I’m really liking the ricin thing, but delivery is a bitch unless you’ve got vats of DMSO handy.
Painting fingernails is good, but if you paint plants and animals, they tend to resent it and not hold properly still.
Aug 22, 2008 @ 15:58:49
Well actually I was referring to manual strangulation, still popular in places where people don’t want to try making their own homegrown ricin.
Although painting someone’s nails with, say, cobalt might be interesting. And such a lovely blue colour.
Aug 23, 2008 @ 11:18:27
Does this mean we can call you raincastor?
Aug 23, 2008 @ 11:40:53
Only under oath.
Aug 25, 2008 @ 15:59:56
Seems to me that wherever I have heard the name of “Raincoaster” there I have also heard an oath or two.