Frank is just the tip of the iceberg, trust me on this. You turn your back on those malformed little rodents and they will EAT YOU ALIVE! Chihuahuas are evil!
According to conventional zoology, Chihuahuas have no natural enemies. Fortunately, those of us less constrained by scientific orthodoxy know that there an ancient enemy, one last, desperate hope for a world facing certain destruction!
I love dogs almost without reservation but the chihuahua is the only breed that has ever taken a bite out of the Nag. Years ago I was knocking on doors in an election campaign and was attacked by a pack of these canine/rodents. They latched onto my hands and I couldn’t shed them no matter how hard I tried to shake them off. My hands still bear their fangmarks.
As one who worked in an animal shelter for a year, I would rather face a doberman than a chihuahua. Or a toy poodle. Snappy little critters. You are right, anything that size is a rodent. Anything smaller than a Cocker Spaniel is a rodent. Anything bigger than a Springer Spaniel is a horse.
Funny. I naturally hate the leetle bastidges. Call National Geographic for my closeup and graphic feature.
Don’t anyone DARE tell poor rain about the upcoming Chihuahua movie. She might have a meltdown.
Civilian! Don’t you know I’ve been keeping a beady eye on Hollywood the way Cthulhu’s devotees keep an eye on Aldebaran? Of COURSE I know about that huge PR push… and of COURSE I know the unspeakable truth behind it.
The kind of dog only Paris Hilton could love… and I use the word dog loosely.
The societally acceptable fix for sewer rat enthusiasts.
I love chihuahuas. I have a pack and they do an excellent job of protecting me.
Ah, but where are they when the Giant Squid is about? That’s right, cowering in terror. They know they have but one enemy…
Wow. That was painful. They really are such little rat beasts…
Yes. But Cthulhu will save us.
Save? Or swallow?
Ah, the ancient question.
Not one I’ve personally grappled with, but I’m told some do.
If a dog were involved, the answer is spitz.
You people need help. ;)
Grappling is an entirely different sport, Metro. You need to get out more.
They’re sweet around their owners, just not with strangers. And they only bite if they’re not well socialized which admitedly most aren’t.
So, they mostly bite if they’re antisocial, which most of them are. I rest my case.
My future mother in law has nothing short of a whorehouse of these little chihuahuas/rodents…..
At least you know in advance not to trust her.
Oh yeah! I love chihuahuas! I love to tortured them! Disturb them! Specially if I see them suffered! hahahaha!
If they read English, I’m sure your comment caused them to suffer acutely.
i chose to do an hour long speech about why you should hate chiwawas ive got an easy speech!!!! LOL
hmmmm can’t think what i hate the most hmmmmmmmmmm maybe cabbage maybe cheaters aha chiwawas the thing that everyone with any size brain would tell you is vile ugly and disgusting
But presumably they would spell it correctly?
I used to think they were ugly little things, till I happened upon my pup Pebbles and her brother Brutus at a shelter last thanksgiving. I was looking for a small dog to adopt and ran into them on petfinder.
Neither of them were the bug eyed ugly little dogs I thought chihuahuas were. They are the “deer-headed” looking chi’s with slightly longer snouts and graceful long legs. Both were on the bigger side, too. It was love at first sight!
Unfortunately, they BOTH had gotten parvovirus. The girl at the shelter thinks probably when they were fixed right before I picked them up…who knows… :-( Pebbles, the girl, got sick first. Then 2 days later Brutus, the boy, got sick. UGH!!!
Poor Brutus died after two days. It was HORRIBLE!! (It still chokes me up to think of his quiet whining when I tried to comfort him… and the puking and diarrhea).
Pebbles survived and is a year old. I love her. She’s the nicest little dog, loves people (children especially) and other animals. Her best friend is our female kitten. lol
So not all are evil little rats.
I absolutely hate these little things. I know a friend who has one…vicious little bastard towards anyone it doesn’t know, but it’s hypoglycemic…and when it has an episode, shaking like crazy as it’s starting to seize, it’ll go up to those same strangers it’s vicious towards in a weakened, shaking, frightened manner, expecting them to give it the powdered sugar it needs to be controlled. Screw that, I almost want to hit the little bastard on the head when that happens. HARD. With a hammer. I love animals, but this species of canine, along with the ugly as sin Boston Terrier, should be wiped off the face of the planet. The Boston Terrier I can overlook, but the Chihuahua needs to GTFO.
I’m with you. It’s obviously the product of unnatural processes.
Unnatural processes…SOMETHING. I’ve read all these things online about them…how they’re not good family pets because they’re too “fragile” to be around “rough-playing” kids. That couldn’t be a more BS, far-from-the-truth thing to say because the truth of the matter is, they’re simply too goddamn dangerous to have around kids because they BITE.
I hated Chihuahuas before…but have developed an animosity towards them even more after getting acquainted with my friend’s ugly little rat. Him and his girlfriend baby the fucking thing and all it does is shake from it’s hypoglycemia, piss and shit all over the house, and bark and growl at things that can annihilate it hilariously easy.
Exactly. Thank you for summing up all that is wrong about Chihuahuas.
I have only met one of these genetic k-9 mutants that I liked. But I suspect he is on smack like his owner. That would explain his nice personality and penchant for breaking into cars to steal stereos. You should see that little fucker drag a 6 disk in dash stereo across the road, it is a sight to behold. Other than doped up dog/rat they are all evil, pure fucking evil.
You mean you can TRAIN them? I can’t afford to feed a real henchman, but a henChihuahua, that I could afford to keep in ground rat meal.
Also, I know a purse dog who ate a crack rock once. It was not a pretty sight, and the damn thing has apparently never quite recovered. It actually made me pity a purse dog.
yes you can train them by using the blood of Yaletown Escorts & dicks who drive Porsche Cayennes. Then they will do your bidding. I would have one but I am afraid that in the night they fly like bats and will gnaw my genitals off when I sleep
Well, sorry pal, but I don’t really give a rat’s ass if they gnaw your genitals off in your sleep. I’m hitting Craigslist for the escorts as soon as I get home.
I am an animal lover. Dogs, horses, you name it. A Chihuahua however, is the most disgusting, yappie, creature that serves no purpose. The “purse dog” girls who tote them around as an accessory are equally useless. I have never wanted so much, as to snap an animals neck, as the Chihuahua. An ugly, bug eyed, pissing and crapping everywhere, barking non-stop, excuse for an animal. They are disgusting rodents-not dogs!!! And having trained many animals over the years I don’t want to hear about “only bad owners, never a bad dog”. This breed sucks! The only truth about “bad owners” is the goof balls that choose to own this breed, tend to coddle them like stuffed animals, dress them up in clothes and make them even more annoying then they already are! It’s sick!!!
Agreed.
There’s an extremely easy way to make your chihuahua a PERFECT chihuahua, using a technique centuries old called “Slapping the Demon Out”. All you need is a ball peen hammer and good hammering reflexes. Proceed to “tap” the chihuahua’s head until you see a sufficient amount of red substance coming out. But don’t panic, this is normal–this is the demon coming out. The chihuahua is now well mannered and it’s recommended to spread this practice to every chihuahua you see!
I dunno, I won’t feel safe until every last one of them has a mouth full of garlic, a silver bullet between the eyes, an ash stake through the heart, and is tucked safely under a boulder the size of the Great Pyramid, just to make sure they don’t come back.
Actually Raincoaster, I’ve got a better, more fool-proof method that involves putting them all in a rocket headed for the sun…
I hate those rats, i love all animals plants insects even flies but those things should be killed slowly and please let me do the honors .
Take a number!
This blog is hilarious. I didn’t know other people felt like me. My girlfriend moved in about 8 mos ago and I hate her Chihuahua more than I’ve ever hated anything. Actually hate is not a strong enough word…there are no words to strong enough to describe my hatred…and this little rat doesn’t even bark or bite that often. Its gotten to the point where it is causing serious harm to our relationship. Short of killing the dog (and unfortunately that is not an option), I don’t know what to do. Thoughts? Help me deal with this vile, dispicible, insidious creature!
Have you thought of becoming an alcoholic? It tends to mellow some people out. Or get a cat; those will keep the little rat in line!
Unfortunately I’m already an alcoholic. The chihuahua is driving me to street drugs. Plus the girlfriend also has two worthless cats and they are no help…oh well, maybe a large helping of chocolate will help. (Chocolate for the dog, that is)
They’re so overwrought that surely you can induce an aneurysm or cardiac infarction?
Wow. I feel so at home on this blog. I actually found it b/c I google “i hate chihuahuas.” no joke.
any who, my boyfriend has a chi. let me repeated this again, b/c i know everyone is dumbfounded. my BOYFRIEND has a chihuahua. *gasp* i hate the bastard (the chi, not the boyfriend surprisingly). it has bitten me twice and my friend. i will destroy that dog or will leave my boyfriend. the choice is up to him. he has 30 days.
oh, and if you all want to come to my celebratory bonfire, please supply some chihuahua kindling. I would really appreciate it!
Chihuahuas are like witches: they don’t burn. No, it’s true. Silver bullet or nothing, I’m telling you.
So I wrote in google, why I hate chihuahua’s? And this awesome blog came up. I love u all for telling the truth about these shifty little excuses for animals/dogs. God was upset one day and decided to take a shit on the world and out came the damn chihuahua. Thank you. I hate the chihuahua I live with. It’s my boyfriends. He is always fucking wih my cat, shitting and pissing all over, bit me, barking and growling, and he always steals the attention away when I try to get close to my boyfriend. I have more to say but not enough room to write. Chihuahua’s are devils.
You need to get a meaner cat, my friend.
Yea and guess what. It’s his birthday today and he gets to lay on the fucking couch smelling up our pillows. Just because it’s his birthday. I wanna throw the lil monster outside. Why do people have to baby them. Huh. Fustrating. Thanks for writing back
Any dog below my knee should be terminated. A Chihuahua would be top of the list.
i am so glad to of found this blog, i thought i was the only one, every time i see one of those god damn rodents, i just get this anger, like i just want to snap their necks, my mom brought a stray one home, an old ass bitch with her nipples hangin a damn whore, i just looked at n got so angry, i was happy tho that my dog constantly kicked its ass n made it whimper, it was a fuckin ungrateful bastard we brought it from the streets and in return pissd n shit everywhere n when u tried grabbing it snapped at you and starting yapping like we were hurting it, i took the bitch to the pound i hope they put it to sleep, if u got near it to pick it up it also pissd itself, i ended up leaving it ina big pot where it pissd in n let it piss n shit all over itself for a few hours then took it to the pound, i cant emphasize enough how much anger this dog brought me and it was only here for a day,seriously, who was the damn retard that breeded these filthy rodents, and those obnoxious girls that get them too annoy the shit out of me with the super high pitched voiced ughhhh i loved watchin that video of the chihuahua getting kicked in the elevator too bad the guy got in trouble for it at least it was only a misdemeanor
Well, I never thought I’d say this but your family? Deserved that Chihuahua. It sounds like when you die, this is probably the form in which you are reincarnated.
And I haven’t got an issue with that.
I LOVE CHI’S who ever hates them are stupid
the chihuahuas arent the ones who should get killed slowly
THIS IS A STUPID ASS WEBSITE U PEOPLE ARE KRAZY
BYE BYE LOSERS
You’re right: people who hysterically comment and re-comment and re-re-comment are the ones who should get killed slowly.
I have a Chihuahua. She’s the sweetest little thing. She loves belly rubs. When my family has guests over, she’ll run right over and jump around, then lie down on her back until someone starts rubbing her belly. She is sooo friendly! She never barks or growls or bites people. It’s all about how you socialize and train Chihuahuas. They think they’re much bigger and stronger than they actually are. :D
*Bye the way, I’m not the same “Kate” that posted on June 8th. They’re just some troll.
Fuck chihuahuas.
Kate, how can we be sure? I mean, you’re saying you have a Chihuahua that never barks. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And I’ve got some oceanfront property in Saskatchewan for sale.
Nicole, you must have a very small penis.
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You guys are sick talking about a living being that way. I imagine you all pissed and shit all over yourselves when you were babies, i guess you’re parents shouldve tapped you on the head until “the red demon came out” and you were docile again!
Find better things to do people! You definitely wont be hearing from me again!
Glad to hear it! You seem to have some unresolved hostility issues, angie. It’s doubtful that the companionship of a trembling, fanged, naked mole rat creature will assist you in working through them to a point of serenity. I suggest herbal tea and yoga.
GOD BLESS ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HATE THESE LIL FUCKERS OF A DOG MY GIRLFRIEND HAS ONE OF THESE UGLY SHITS IT SHITS ON OUR DINNER TABLE PISSES ON ITSELF ATTACKS MY LEGS BLEEDING FINGERS FOOT AND SHE STILL WANTS TO KEEP IT AND THINKS ITS JUST BECAUSE OF ME WHEN I LEAVE TO GO WORK ITS NORMAL I AM A BIG ANIMAL LOVER BUT I HATE THESE UGLY BUG EYED STUPID THINGS YOU CANT EVEN COMPARE THEM TO RATTS ARE SMARTTER THESE AND THE LOSES WHO BUY THEM AND DRESS THEM UP TO MAKE THEM EVEN MORE OF AN ATTENTION HORE ARE JUST AS FUCKED UP THEY ACT LIKE THEY OWN THE HOME
In a conflict between a horrible little mole rat dog and an ALL CAPS user, I’m frankly torn. Every time you leave the caps lock on, Satan buttfucks a unicorn.
It’s true. It’s a FACT.
Its so nice to know I am not the only one who hates these little bastards, most of all my boyfriends chihuahua.
What kind of straight man owns a Chihuahua? Are you sure he’s not closety?
I have a roomate who owns one of these disgusting little rats. Never in my entire life have I wanted to hit an animal. However this thing that runs around my apartment deserves to die a horrible death. I vote for genocide on these little shits. Her squeals of pain are the only thing that help me live with such a horrible creature. Also it is owned my a guy, his mom got it for him but still the word NO should be in his vocabulary. If I ever have to live with another one of these rats I will kick its tiny brain in it. My message is simple KILL CHIHUAHUAS
Their skulls are so big they’re like pugs: can’t be born naturally, always have to have C sections. I say, sterilize them all while the roommate is at work and hey presto! Problem solved in one generation.
My soon to be mother in-law has a bulbous dome head rat too and that damn thing will run up to you and bite you if she doesn’t know you and her mom just laughs… like its funny that i have to get a band aid…Her mom spoils the F out of it. I tried to walk the dog once and her mom got so mad. She doesn’t believe she needs walks because she little… I gave up on that dog so I just torment her now. She hates! loud noises like clapping lol.
Oh and the dog pisses and shits anywhere it wants and her mom is lazy about cleaning it….fucking gross. Actually its under a basket right now for pissing on the clean carpet.
You can’t train those things, you know. And they live forever, because the blood of their victims nourishes them.
I volunteer at an animal hospital and the workers there start cringing whenever a chihuahua is going to come in for a checkup. and they call them nasty little naked rats. I mean…they’re not really rats.
and whats stupid is people saying you can train them or socialize them …same with people how can you train a person who has a bad nature who is a serial killer they are born with a bad nature but he’ll get better if we train him up and ” lets socialize them” they are feral ratt dogs
I absolutely hate chihuahuas and unfortunetely it seems everyone has one these days. My street seemed to have an infestation. Not one was nice. Now, I am a dog lover and have seven. They are medium to large breeds. I have had small dogs too and like them. The chihuahua though is one mean little dog. They seem to always be loose on my street and trying to bite someone. May it be a dog or a person. They charged my gate trying to pick a fight with my dogs. Twice a chihuahua charged me in my own drive way. What gets to me the owners of these beasts will do nothing. I hate them. I wish they would be outlawed. A dog behaviorist I know said if chihuahuas were 95 lbs they would be killers. I so agree. A chihuahua bit me once and believe it or not it hurts just as if another dog bit me. One charged my fence and bit my pitbull on the paw. Now, my dog was in his own yard and was doing nothing. Had my pit bit the little creep, they would have said the same crap about pits…. they are vicious etc… Well, I say the chihuahua is the nastiest breed out there. I would rather meet a loose pitbull over a chihuahua any day.
This is why we have coyotes in Vancouver; to keep the population of loose Chihuahuas down. They’ve even been known to take them off extenda-leashes. Using one of those with a purse dog is called “trawling for coyotes” around these parts.
Maybe you could buy a mated pair of coyotes and turn them loose?
Same story as many, dog lover since youth, like most types of animals, currently a rat owner. I inherited my first rat due to the fact that my good mate’s shallow horrible girlfriend decided (after 3 months) that the rat was not amusing her any more, so what do you think she went for? Yep, a filthy little chihuahua. The rat has so much character and personality, as well as being an awesome pet, has more intelligence, and just general affection (what we look for in a pet?) than the horrible little ‘ratdog’. Anyway, another friend has a puppy. When the ratdog met the puppy (basset hound), it acted like a fucking cat, hissing, snapping, back up etc. Surely that is the K9 equivalent of a teenager punching a baby? There are no nice characteristics of this breed, aggressive, territorial, ugly. I though it was fucking disgusting the way it acted with the puppy. I would like to ‘exorcise the demons’ on that little shit right enough…
Also on the above topic, what does that little anecdote tell you about the sort of person who decides on a chihuahua?
Exactly. It’s a tragic, and all too familiar, tale. The Paris Hiltons of the world must be stopped!
I don’t even need to tell you what it’s name is…
It’s not “Precious” is it?
‘Tinkerbell’ unfortunately dude. The humanity…
Noooooooo! Oh god, can you take it for a walk somewhere bald eagles go hunting?
you people all need help. seriously. shame on all of you for being so shallow and cruel. seroiusly reading comments saying you’d “torture” them just because they’re “ugly” and look like rats, just make me sick. nobody’s perfect and everyone’s differnt. dogs are no different. Chihuahuas are unique and are good to their owners and can be very protective over their owners which explains why they might bite and growl at strangers. they’re cute and lovable creatures and can be great companions so before you go judge them as “ugly vile creatures” know that not all are mean and aggressive. i own a chihuahua and they’re the most loyal, sweet dogs you’ll ever meet. you people are just pathetic. judgding a dog on its looks solely and hating it for the mere fact that it’s “ugly”. seoriusly get a life. assholes.
to the person who said thye’re “vile and disgusting” if you don’t own one, don’t act like you know how they are. you are shallow for hating on them just because their physical looks are not appealing to you. They make great pets and are loving and playful. Vile and disgusting is fitting for a person like you.
and to the asshole who wrote “Oh yeah! I love chihuahuas! I love to tortured them! Disturb them! Specially if I see them suffered! hahahaha!” hope you rot in hell you bastard. no i feel pity for you, you need serious help. they’re living beings too with emotions and feelings and who can feel pain just like us. why would you hurt an innocent soul? sick bastard.
Shut up you cunt
And we don’t hate them because they’re ugly, although that is the case, I’m glad you appreciate that, we hate them because they are emotionally retarded. Like the people who foster them.
Oh Chris, I like you more and more.
Chihuahua owners are irritating, neurasthenic drama queens who make Diane Keaton look like Paul Bunyan.
Chihuahuas… How can I put this. I love animals, and am frightened by my capacity to want to kick chihuahuas. There is one which I have become unfortunately acquainted with, who demonstrates simultaneously the ability to remember who I am and forget who I am. He will bark at me until he has sniffed me for a minute, then come back later to bark at me again until he has sniffed me again, and god forbid I actually move about and run into him. Then he goes through my trash when I’m not around and barks at me when I come back. It’s maddening.
There may be good chihuahuas out there, who are playful and cute and tame, but sadly they are grossly outnumbered by the legions of ridiculous rat demons who are an aggravating defiance to natural selection.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. Also, that Chihuahua is obviously mentally defective. Why can’t the owners ever recognize this?
Hmmm, I think I know the answer…
I hate the furry rats also. I go insane when they bark. They Are so bratty and spoiled by their owners and they think they can do anything they want. They are always so yappy and aggressive and are always the first one to pick fights with other dogs and when they get attacked or killed somehow it’s the big dog’s fault. I hate their ugly eyes and their ugly face, and the way they tremble annoys the heck out of me. I saw a chihuahua that was slapped across the face by a cat because it was being annoying and I was silently so thrill. That shut the little devil up real fast. It disgust me how they just poop and pee anywhere they please and the owners don’t mind. Sometimes I wish I can kick them for trying to bite me or bark at me.
To me, if an animal tries to bite me, its ass is mine and I can kick it with abandon. You’d kick a rat that bit you, wouldn’t you? The fact that Precious belongs to someone who’s supposed to make sure it doesn’t bite people doesn’t mean you can’t give the little shit exactly what it deserves.
Although I dont have a dog myself but generally i m fine being around with dogs. But I have to admit that I just cant stand chijuajua not only because they look butt ugly, but also they are just damn annoying!!!
Non-stop barking and always try to pick up a fight with dogs that are in bigger size
man i just hate that breed………….
They’re not even dogs. They’re little larval aliens, which is why you can’t trust them as far as you can hit them with a baseball bat.
And you can hit them really far, incidentally. Uh, so I hear.
I think I know about how they are, I have to live under the same roof as 12 of those loud menaces!!!!24/7 they are terrorist rats that don’t know how to shut up!!! they make everything f***ked up@!!!! everyday for the past 3 years they have ruined my days, plans, peace is not allowed. they torture us with their loud barking all at once they love to bark howl together they are evil.l.. lots of times I have tried to be nice to them and accept them because they belong to husband’s parents & younger brother, but they don’t care. they will bark to ruin your happiness and make it impossible to enjoy anything life has to offer. I think the people that love them they spoil them they let them do whatever they want no matter how much damage it does to others (even if it’s their own so-my husband ) ought to get a taste of their own medicine, If you can’t let those nasty creatures go and you choose them over your own son, you don’t deserve a son, keep the barking crapping pissing annoying rude stupid rats that you love so much and…..
dave, you are the one that needs help. you ever see hear have 12 chihuahuas bark at you at the same time, do you know how loud they get? if you had to go through this everyday, all day all the time, maybe you’d understand where other people on this site were coming from. THey ARE the most annoying disgusting really pets i have ever seen!!!
Kate, have you considered getting your own place? To me, free rent isn’t worth having to put up with a round dozen of the little fuckers.
FUCK I hate my boyfriend’s chihuahua. Yes, a grown man with a CHIHUAHUA. She is spoiled rotten and she snaps at me and I told him he’s going to have to get rid of her before we move in together. I hate her. The sight of her makes my blood boil. I love animals but this thing hardly counts as a rodent in my eyes. And she does such stupid fucking things and my boyfriend thinks it’s so cute. I want to throw her fragile little bug-eyed body off of a cliff and see how far she flies. Fuck that dog. He’s going to have to choose between the two of us. We’ll see how this turns out.
The dog will win. Because Chihuahua people are freaking insane.
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The breed standard describes them as having a “saucy, terrier-like temperament,” which translates as “If you touch them, you will find them hanging on the end of your finger.”
I showed one for a friend. It was an experience. It’s amazing how much growl can be packed into such a small package.
I like you.
I’m currently stuck in bed with the flu. I feel like shit, so I planned to get a bit of sleep. No such luck. The people next door own 2 of these vile little shits that yap constantly whenever they are out of the house. Yap, yap, yap, yap, for hours at a time…imagine it. My head is pounding. I adore dogs. These arent dogs. These are the only animals I’ve ever wanted to kill. These rats ruin my life at home. I hate chihuahuas. I totally adore most other breeds, even small ones like Russels…these things are beyond help.
Well, Jack Russells are dogs. Chihuahuas aren’t dogs. They’re pop-eyed aliens.
“England”One thing i hate in this world is chihuahuas i cannot stand them i was walking my bull terrier and a chihuahuas was barking at my dog trying to actually bite my dog (not playing) so i told the owner to take it away from my dog or i will let my dog loose she wouldnt listen so i let it loose but i felt a pleasure it did not have major injuries as after i took the leash off the women changed her mine and get the hell out of my way i absouletly hate chihuahuas by the way i have a english bull terrier 1 year old and i have a bull mastiffWell, bully for you. Too bad you don’t know how to manage them and you’re going to get them taken away and put down.
My fiance has one and its a barking rat, spoiled little bitch dog. We have to have pee pads in the house because no matter how much we take her out she still pees. Has to be in moms lap 24/7. I feel like Im getting touretts! Fuck! Ass!!
Put her in a salad spinner and wring her dry several times a day. It’s the only thing that stops that.
belive it or not chihuahuas are not geneticaly modified. i didnt belive it when i first heard it too! they are actually from south america and where the arch enemys of the aztecs, also known as the chuppachabra translation “goat sucker” legend tells they can suck a whole heard of them dry! wich proves these are evil blood sucking werepires!
This I can believe; it explains why they hang out with anorexic starlets. It must be a symbiotic relationship in which the Chihuahua sucks the blood of the desperate girl, keeping her underweight and employable.
Im glad i found this site this is my second demon from hell. The 1st one died from gf son he gave her chocolate one day, the bitch died at my house from a heart attack, this new one is the devil, she fights the vets at the clinic, i bathed her, give her food and try to show her love, the bitch is arrogant and cocky, i literally threw the bitch out my window last nite in 20 degree weather and do you know this damn dog was sitting on my steps at 5 in the morning, now her stupid ass in there sleep. I let her be around people and the whore goes into a corner thinking we about to kill her smh and then when i cleaning my room she runs around like someone is about to kill her and i be like bitch aint nobody studying your paronoid ass. Im real close to offing this bitch!
Of course she was sitting there waiting for you. You’re lucky you got away with your life.
Why do you sleep with women who choose creatures like this? It’s your own damn fault. Style victims will never cease buying Chihuahuas until you deprive them of sex. FACT.
Although I don’t think you’ve read Lysistrata, the concept applies.
follow up, the demon is dead she tried to attack my son. that was a big no no. now i can sleep peacefully ahhhhhhhhh,
You stupid inbred maggots can all go to hell,you know nothing about Chihuahuas .dumb FUCKS!!! Of course they don’t like IDIOTS,neither do I,FUCKEN” RETARDS! Chihuahuas are more human like & have more emotions than any of you dumb asses! So curse all you MFr”s..I hope all of you fall off the face of the planet. BYE
fuckahuahua ,CURSE YOU & YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO DIE HORRENDOUSLY…FROM THIS DAY FORTH BITCH! WATCH & SEE ALL YOU BITCHES…CURSE ALL YOU MFR’S..
Today would be a good day to hunt down you Bitches..nah,don’t need to a curse will do…so be aware..
The thing about Chihuahuas is that they can spot fake maggot people a mile away & don’t like them,they want them off the face of the earth,so do I…
Oh wook! It’s Babby’s First Troll! Isn’t it sweet?
Look, you perverted mole rat fancier, Chihuahuas are malevolent, fanged aliens sent here to dominate the weak-minded. In your case, they have clearly succeeded. You may report back to your shivering, yap-bastid alien leaders now.
Maybe they’ll give you a treat.
Look you fucken maggot,you are so cursed…I love all dogs,Pit Bulls on down,I just hate maggot people like you! No troll here just an animal lover & you my friend f’d up!
Oooh, I’m askeert. As soon as you get out of homeroom, I bet you’re coming for me, eh?
Don’t have to come for you maggot the curse is already in place on you & all your family’s sorry ass we shall see who has the last laugh retard~! Goes for the rest of you animal haters on here. bye
Chihuahuas don’t like retards either,they are quite picky about who they like,so it is mutual with them for people that hate them. That is one of the great qualities they have,they can spot maggot retarded people a mile away.
Of course people hate them: they’re vicious, moronic trembling fanged naked mole rats, not dogs, and only Special Needs grade three people like you love them. Never trip in their presence: they will eat you.
Only retards hate them,just like they hate retards with no balls~,Oh,how silly of me maggots don’t have any!!!,So it is mutual. Spread the hate & have fun with it while you can. You will meet your fate soon enough. Maybe your fear of them will do you in. Hehe
Btw I have had pet rats,rabbits,snakes,horses,fish,reptiles,birds,exotics,dogs of all breeds,cats of all breeds…I may prefer one over the other as far as breeds go,but there is no logical reason for you to spread hate about any animal. I love them all,just so happens I love the human like emotions that I have observed in Chihuahuas,that you obviously don’t seem to have any of. I think you are just scared of a dog that has human like feelings…
Of course they’re reason to spread hate about Chihuahuas. Look at it rationally:
You’ve had rabbits, snakes, horses, fish, reptiles, birds, “exotics” (your mom let you keep strippers?), dogs, and cats, and you prefer CHIHUAHUAS?
Obviously you have lost any claim on rationality or even taste, and should probably be confined for your own and society’s good.
Sure you would say something that stupid.. Exotic like Felis Chaus Jungle Cat,Wolf Hybrids,etc idiot.. There is no talking to brainless people like you because you have no connection or love for animals in the first place. If you did,you wouldn’t single out a particular breed,just as they are doing to Pit Bulls,same difference,people just don’t have the expertise to know how to handle them,so they label them as all vicious,same with Chihuahuas,you just never had one that you took time to connect with. Just as these people that have negative comments on here,they are all clueless.. Maggots that spread hate like you are the ones that need to be locked up… You must be on the autistic spectrum of Ass-perger’s or something? Your style of humor about “strippers” is right up your alley cause you are probably a sick pervert to say that in the first place,probably a pedophile. Why don’t you do the world a favor & leave the planet.
I am heartend at your remark that there is no talking to people like me, for it gives me hope that you will stop soon.
People who support the kidnapping of wild animals for retail sale and pet use are cruel and stupid, and they use their animals as a source of testosterone, probably their ONLY source.
You are stupid. You are illiterate. You are cruel.
Are we entirely sure you are NOT a Chihuahua?
I hate/loathe/despise these fucking useless, pathetic, disgusting cunts of things more than mere words can express.
I become incandescent with rage just thinking about it – and it will soon pay for its unwelcome existence with its miserable little life.
My GF has two of the fuckers – one is blind and is relatively quiet … the other, however, is the pissiest, shitting-est, most deplorably vile and disgusting faggot of a dog who humps his blind brother on the sly, shits on the patio right where people sit (despite numerous attempts at training the little fuckstain) and barking incessantly at anything that moves outside the fence.
To add insult to injury, the bastard always licks his fucking asshole & balls near the outdoor table when we have guests over – it doesn’t feel good eating some rib-eye while having little choice but to watch some ass-nugget of a dog licking its disgusting sick asshole and ballsack.
I seriously despise the abhorrent turds of things with more feeling than can be expressed here .. but salvation is at hand thanks to some sage advice earlier in this blog.
Thankfully the cuntish, cock sucking Chi will soon be dead, courtesy of my generousity with Dark Cooking chocolate, but I agree with all of the extreme hatred & encourage your venting here.
To all the lovers of those cunts of Chi’s with their ‘Oh they’re gorgeous dogs’ comments – go fuck yourselves in anticipation. I couldn’t give a flying fuck for your opinions in this Chi hating blog, so go lick a Chi’s asscrack for all I care.
Don’t count on it. Their alien leaders are hip to the chocolate thing nowadays.
“Gorgeous dogs?” Apparently visual impairment and mental imbalance are more common than thought.
ChiHaterExtraordinaire says:
February 19, 2012 at 9:54 am
I hate/loathe/despise these fucking useless, pathetic, disgusting cunts of things more than mere words can express.
I become incandescent with rage just thinking about it – and it will soon pay for its unwelcome existence with its miserable little life.
**A note to you POS’s your threats of animal abuse:go viral…
Hmmm…are you too much of a coward to post my last comment about the jealous maggot ChiHaterExtraordinaire & the rest of you POS’s?
And another thing about Chihuahua fans: they tend to be jaw-droppingly stupid. See the two comments above.
I guess Eva Boyle is also illiterate as well as clueless. Like I said in my post above, I don’t give a flying fuck what people like you think, or if the comments go viral or whatever. It’s my opinion, and none of you Chi loving retards will ever change that.
I’m a jealous maggot? What .. jealous that a bastard dog shits / pisses / barks and carries on totally contrary to all other dogs I’ve either owned, trained or been around? ahahaa … yep, that’s something to be jealous of I suppose, that I don’t crap on patios or around tables or lick my balls in public (would that I could, but ah well), bark all night like this bastard does, keeping neighbours up, pisses everywhere, gets snarly at not only friends but family and actually tried to bite a baby two weeks ago in a bassinette … all this despite training professionally and at home. Yeah right.. great dogs – when they’re dead, which this one soon will be.
What about that doesn’t your poor, pathetic, self absorbed mind get?
I hate Chihuahuas. I wish they were all exterminated. They appeal to me & matter to me about as much as your opinion, Eva Boyle.
Did you think your meaningless attempt to quiet my opinion by threatening viral exposure would change my opinion? AHAHAHAAA! What a fucking moron. You obviously don’t get the concept of freedom of expression, opinion and all the rest.
Go feast on the anal leakage of a baking chocolate-poisoned Chi, you protectionist zealot. Nothing you say, threaten or do will *ever* change my mind or opinion. Embrace it, Understand it. Believe it.
You my friend understand embrace & believe it…I wish MAGGOTS like you were exterminated…so the feeling is mutual.
ChiHaterExtraordinaire says:
February 20, 2012 at 6:10 pm
I guess Eva Boyle is also illiterate as well as clueless. Like I said in my post above, I don’t give a flying fuck what people like you think, or if the comments go viral or whatever. It’s my opinion, and none of you Chi loving retards will ever change that.
I’m a jealous maggot? What .. jealous that a bastard dog shits / pisses / barks and carries on totally contrary to all other dogs I’ve either owned, trained or been around? ahahaa … yep, that’s something to be jealous of I suppose, that I don’t crap on patios or around tables or lick my balls in public (would that I could, but ah well), bark all night like this bastard does, keeping neighbours up, pisses everywhere, gets snarly at not only friends but family and actually tried to bite a baby two weeks ago in a bassinette … all this despite training professionally and at home. Yeah right.. great dogs – when they’re dead, which this one soon will be.
What about that doesn’t your poor, pathetic, self absorbed mind get?
I hate Chihuahuas. I wish they were all exterminated. They appeal to me & matter to me about as much as your opinion, Eva Boyle.
Did you think your meaningless attempt to quiet my opinion by threatening viral exposure would change my opinion? AHAHAHAAA! What a fucking moron. You obviously don’t get the concept of freedom of expression, opinion and all the rest.
Go feast on the anal leakage of a baking chocolate-poisoned Chi, you protectionist zealot. Nothing you say, threaten or do will *ever* change my mind or opinion. Embrace it, Understand it. Believe it.
1. I’m not your friend. Never will be.
2. If the feeling is mutual, then we’re both content.
Amen to that!
Wishing people dead because they wish evil, fanged trembling naked mole rats dead is one more way Chihuahua fans prove their inferiority.
Also: pageviews!
I don’t need to start my own flamewars with you refreshing the page to see what ChiHater said. Awesome.
ChiHaterExtraordinaire ,If you hate the little dog so much,stay out of his way,keep bratty kids,obnoxious friends & relatives away from him & find him a decent home retard! The hate you feed is the hate you get back.
soulfinder, if ChiHater bothers you stay out of his way, keep kids, friends, and relatives away from him, and find him a decent home.
The hate you feed is the hate you get back.
Fucktard.
soulfinder – do you really think I’m going to suggest or even entertain the notion of complete family relocation in our own place, advise friends to stay away from the home, curtail all entertainment like BBQ’s etc on account of one mongrel piece of shit of a Chihuahua, who, on top of everything else already stated, has not only started growling and threatening familiar family members, but also took a swipe at a HUMAN baby doing nothing more than lying in a bassinette?
I am finding him a decent home, retard. It’s called death and this little obnoxious prick has earned that and a whole lot more.
Don’t like it? I couldn’t give a rat’s ass. Typical of Chi lovers to push what they think is best for the dog, while completely & conveniently ignoring the reasons for the loathing 99.9% of people who contribute to this blog feel for the ugly rat fucks.
I’m past wasting money on this bastard, likewise, I’m past training expenses, tolerating the unwanted behaviour of the asshole of a thing, making excuses for it, or investing anymore time with it.
I am absolutely past putting up with the SOB snapping and growling at family & friends who do no more than sit down on a chair on our patio, (after which this little Hitler comes over and tries to dominate the area with his behaviour), and I absolutely draw the line at this mongrel cunt of a thing snapping at a human baby.
Now, back to more productive pursuits, like plotting this much-loathed fucker’s downfall.
If you wanted to be REALLY cruel, you could find someone like soulfinder in your own town and give the little horror to her. It will then make her life a living hell, and she will worship it like a god.
Comedy gold.
A perfect game to help placate – temporarily at least – those homicidal Chi-exterminating instincts & pangs most here so often feel ….
http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/X1iM7y41Nz6i_kill-the-chihuahua
Enjoy! ;-)
Ugh, thank you. I have had many pets in my life (5 cats, 3 dogs, a rabbit, mice, etc.) and I’ve loved them all to bits and pieces, and NONE have been as awful as the chihuahua I’m living with now. My boyfriend bought the thing for his parents to give them a sense of purpose now that they’re old and have an empty nest, and this thing is babied to high heaven. They LITERALLY wipe his ass after he shits with baby wipes. (Thank God this condo is an interim while we close on our new house…I can’t TAKE IT ANYMORE!)
The stupid thing barks when I come in the door, barks when I leave. They think it’s funny and say, “He doesn’t like change.” If I pretend to like the fucker by petting it, it will growl and snap if my bf comes over to sit next to me. He’s “defensive over me because he likes me.” Again, they think it’s hilarious. NO! That is NOT NORMAL. It’s ill-behaved and will BITE without notice.
It poops and pees inside. It’s 4 fucking years old. I’ve had PUPPIES that went inside on accident, but they were trained within months. This stupid dog doesn’t get it and doesn’t even bother “asking” to go out. It just goes wherever it feels like it.
My bf’s cousin also has a stupid chihuahua that jumps all over you, licks your face, sits on you and shakes, and gets really vocal over its toys. Unfortunately, in Southern California, these stupid rats seem to be EVERYWHERE because these idiots keep breeding them.
In fact, my bf actually thinks his dog (which he bought from a pet store) is of “champion lineage.” They brag about it all the time. How “good looking he is,” because all the stupid bimbos on the street stop and go, “Awww he’s so cyoooote.” He’s a PUPPY MILL dog, not a “champion show dog.” SERIOUSLY. He’s rat-faced, bulgy eyed and shit-stained.
Now they realize how annoying the fucker is and took him to obedience class where he runs in the corner and pisses himself or constantly begs to be picked up. In fact, if you take the stupid thing on a walk, it’ll go about 3 yards before he stops and wants to be carried. AGAIN, they think it’s “CUTEEE!!!”
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…God, it felt good to let all of this out…
I’m glad we could be of service. you have suffered in silence too long.
Dog Lover … it is wise to pretend niceness to the mongrel-gutted Chi. Gain your BF’s trust with the dog, then make sure, on a nice, hot sunny day, you leave it outside tethered by lead somewhere (in the yard all the better) in the direct sun, with no shade reachable from where the piss-stain is tethered.
Then, lure your BF inside with your feminine wiles – making sure the Chi is still outside in the sun, using the very real excuse of “Chi’s LOVE being in the sun, so let’s leave him there for a little bit” ….
Devise more feminine wiles ways of keeping your BF inside (no pun intended) for a couple hours – meanwhile, the Chi bakes in the hot sun.
After about an hour and a half, you may hear a little yelp, just before the bastard Chi goes into a well deserved heat-stroke seizure – the subsequent twitchings & occasional thrashing around on the ground of the loathsome Chi will bring a sense of delight to your heart.
Of course, if your BF cannot hear the yelp, all the better – that means the rotting, stinking piece of Chi patheticism will bake more in the hot sun.
After the initial heat-stroke seizure, and with say, another 1/2 to one full hour of unattended baking in the sun, the ugly piece of Chi will generally be beyond even the best Vet’s help.
All there is to do then is to watch the fucker’s chest expand and contract as the bastard wishes for, but receives no fluid relief, and soon enough, he will draw his last breath (hopefully after popping an artery which will be visually confirmed as the bastard bleeds out of his mouth).
Then, the happiest feeling of all – discussing how deep in the garden the hole should be for the soon-to-be chunk of wormbait! ;-)
Good luck with it & let us know how it goes … and Hi there to raincoaster – it’s been a while!
Hi back.
Unfortunately, while that would kill an ordinary dog (which is an action we do not support at all!) Chihuahuas, being dehydrated aliens from Mexico, are impervious to sweltering heat. Their home planet must be much closer to their sun than ours is to Sol.
We will have to think of another way.