Octophant!

I so want one of these from the Great Pumpkin! Hipsters, keep your Vespas! I defy you, DEFY you to out-class me when I arrive on a howdah borne aloft on the back of one of these beautiful specimens of polymorphously perverted pachydermitude!

Octophant
Octophant

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14 thoughts on “Octophant!

  1. That thing gets scarier every time I see it. Don’t you have any cute puppy pictures?

  2. raincoaster says:

    I have a cute pony pic going up very soon.

  3. Rain… I don’t usually drop links back to me into comments, but…. have you ever been confronted with a real elephant before breakfasst?

    http://lettershometoyou.wordpress.com/2008/07/12/sometimes-you-just-have-to-back-up/

  4. Bunk Strutts says:

    Whoa. No choker leash, and we’re out of saltwater peanuts.

  5. raincoaster says:

    Ian, I still haven’t: that video crashed my browser.

    Bunk, it’s a Cthulhuphant. It eats souls. Like advertising people do.

  6. Oi – so sorry, Rain. It’s uploaded to WordPress, not Youtube, so it requires the latest flash and probably at least WinXP. But if you like, I can describe it to you. ;-)

  7. raincoaster says:

    No, that’s okay. I figured it out. And god knows, I’m used to this browser crashing. It usually goes down ten to twenty times a day!

  8. Philipa says:

    ah the pachyderm – here’s gross for ya: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HynJi9XYO-s

  9. raincoaster says:

    Ah yes, we’ve all heard what those Englishphants get up to at boarding school. Thank you for the accompanying video.

  10. Philipa says:

    I’d like to say it was my pleasure but er…. Eew!

    Certainly puts the range of animal passions into context though. And we thought we were the only deviant species.

  11. raincoaster says:

    What, Englishpeople?

  12. Philipa says:

    No silly, public schoolboys!

  13. Margot says:

    could i get the right to an octophant tattoo?
    this is amazing

  14. raincoaster says:

    You’d have to click on the link and look for the original designer. Good luck!

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