Quiz: what should you name your boobs

Never let it be said that I failed to pander.


You Should Call Your Boobs


Skull and Crossbones

Actually, I don’t call mine anything at all. It’s not as if they’re going to pay attention to you when you do that anyway.

20 thoughts on “Quiz: what should you name your boobs

  1. Apparently, I should call them Superman and Wonder Woman. One of those is just wrong.

  2. raincoaster says:

    Superman has bigger boobs than WW in most of the comics I’ve seen!

  3. azahar says:

    Itchy & Scratchy???

    Well, that was using azahar. Using my real life name it says I should call them Tom & Jerry.

  4. Penn and Teller.

    Given my gender, makes perfect sense

  5. max says:

    “Fire and Brimstone.”

    That is good enough I may have to post that one.

  6. raincoaster says:

    Cat and mouse, az? There’s a metaphor in there. And FFE, it is indeed perfect.

    max, perhaps there’s a Saturday morning cartoon series waiting to be written, starring your boobs.

  7. Metro says:

    I’d watch a cartoon like that.

    It could be called “Bubble and Squeak.” I got that name off a boob name generator.

  8. Bunk Strutts says:

    The Captain & Toenail.

    (audible snork to FFE)

  9. raincoaster says:

    Toenail? Dude, you’d better get them lifted!

  10. Captain and Toenail? Could be worse. Say . . . Neil Sedaka and Paul Anka? Wait, that’s names for vaginas . . . .

  11. raincoaster says:

    Well, my mother grew up with Paul Anka and apparently he really was a…vagina.

  12. Bunk Strutts says:

    Paul Anka wrote the “Theme to the Longest Day” which more than made up for his vejayjayness. That also means your dad had an Anka, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

  13. raincoaster says:

    He must have had it twice: I have a sister!

  14. nursemyra says:

    I got Homer and Marge. I’d like to trade that for Fire and Brimstone please

  15. max says:

    No way, Fire and Brimstone are mine.

  16. Bunk Strutts says:

    Girl I worked with years ago had the last name of “Brosselot.” Dead heat in a zeppelin race. Had the posture of a sun dial. Her kids all had facial stretch marks. True story. Sort of.

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  18. Stiletto says:

    Mine are simply Very Expensive.

  19. geOrgia.. says:

    i got skull and crossbones..!!..i love skulls and crossbones and the gangs and roses symble

  20. janie says:

    skull and crossbones

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