Quiz: what should you name your boobs

Never let it be said that I failed to pander.


You Should Call Your Boobs


Skull and Crossbones

What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?

Actually, I don’t call mine anything at all. It’s not as if they’re going to pay attention to you when you do that anyway.

19 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. silverstar98121
    Oct 14, 2008 @ 08:01:13

    Apparently, I should call them Superman and Wonder Woman. One of those is just wrong.

  2. raincoaster
    Oct 14, 2008 @ 08:06:53

    Superman has bigger boobs than WW in most of the comics I’ve seen!

  3. azahar
    Oct 14, 2008 @ 13:41:49

    Itchy & Scratchy???

    Well, that was using azahar. Using my real life name it says I should call them Tom & Jerry.

  4. Frontier Former Editor
    Oct 14, 2008 @ 18:16:27

    Penn and Teller.

    Given my gender, makes perfect sense

  5. max
    Oct 14, 2008 @ 19:59:04

    “Fire and Brimstone.”

    That is good enough I may have to post that one.

  6. raincoaster
    Oct 15, 2008 @ 00:02:22

    Cat and mouse, az? There’s a metaphor in there. And FFE, it is indeed perfect.

    max, perhaps there’s a Saturday morning cartoon series waiting to be written, starring your boobs.

  7. Metro
    Oct 15, 2008 @ 02:02:12

    I’d watch a cartoon like that.

    It could be called “Bubble and Squeak.” I got that name off a boob name generator.

  8. Bunk Strutts
    Oct 15, 2008 @ 06:57:19

    The Captain & Toenail.

    (audible snork to FFE)

  9. raincoaster
    Oct 15, 2008 @ 07:22:33

    Toenail? Dude, you’d better get them lifted!

  10. Frontier Former Editor
    Oct 15, 2008 @ 19:24:04

    Captain and Toenail? Could be worse. Say . . . Neil Sedaka and Paul Anka? Wait, that’s names for vaginas . . . .

  11. raincoaster
    Oct 16, 2008 @ 04:17:44

    Well, my mother grew up with Paul Anka and apparently he really was a…vagina.

  12. Bunk Strutts
    Oct 16, 2008 @ 08:22:50

    Paul Anka wrote the “Theme to the Longest Day” which more than made up for his vejayjayness. That also means your dad had an Anka, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

  13. raincoaster
    Oct 16, 2008 @ 09:23:18

    He must have had it twice: I have a sister!

  14. nursemyra
    Oct 18, 2008 @ 21:01:42

    I got Homer and Marge. I’d like to trade that for Fire and Brimstone please

  15. max
    Oct 18, 2008 @ 21:43:58

    No way, Fire and Brimstone are mine.

  16. Bunk Strutts
    Oct 20, 2008 @ 06:19:06

    Girl I worked with years ago had the last name of “Brosselot.” Dead heat in a zeppelin race. Had the posture of a sun dial. Her kids all had facial stretch marks. True story. Sort of.

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  18. Stiletto
    Apr 15, 2009 @ 21:33:33

    Mine are simply Very Expensive.

  19. geOrgia..
    Oct 23, 2009 @ 12:16:32

    i got skull and crossbones..!!..i love skulls and crossbones and the gangs and roses symble

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