I read Facebook so YOU don’t have to. And this is typical of the kind of thing I find there:

Grog Fest Inf’rm’tion

Cap’n:	Teddy Ware and Chrissy Tolley
Sort:	Book learnin’ – Learnin’ Crew
Fleets:	Global

Time and Port

When:	Tuesdee, Octobarrr 21, 2008
Hourrrr:	12:00 in the mornin’ – 11:55 in the evenin’
Coordinates:	Wherever mooses be found
Port City:	Anchorage, AK (I should perhaps explain that I have enabled Pirate English on my Facebook)

Sarah Palin is one of the most accomplished public speakers of all time. Through her insightful remarks about the economy and foreign affairs, she has inspired a nation to incite world-wide change. On this day, we honor her pseudo-Minnesotan accent and bubbly energy.

How? Like this: