Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. Some people are grateful to him for losing to Barack Obama.

And then there is me.

Can you guess what I’m grateful to him for?

Yesterday

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Why yes, it does give one faith in human nature to see Hawt Young John McCain beating out that grizzled old warhorse Britney’s Sex Tape after all this time. Alas, I sense this is not a trend destined for any longevity whatsoever.

Dismissed, soldier.

4 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

  1. And I am grateful to John McCain for losing graciously.

  2. Mark says:

    You mean you have no Young Britney John McCain Sex Tape? Or Britney Does McCain and Harry Potter Sex Tape?
    Or even the McCain and Young Steve Jobs Sex Tape?

    tut tut :)

  3. raincoaster says:

    Hey, I can’t do video editing till I get my new laptop!

  4. museditions says:

    Shameless. You are just shameless. (Keep ‘em coming)!
    Seriously, though, this is an exciting time to be a North American. Or anything else, really.

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