Does this make my ass look fat?

Does this make my ass look fat?

The secret is contouring, darlings.

In totally unrelated news, I started a new job last week (Yay! CeleBitchy is one of the very top gossip blogs in the world!) currently on the very leanest kind of part-time because my computer is so crashy and I’m so crushed for time. At last count I was actually working SEVEN part-time jobs, all to get enough money for a laptop, since some of the funding I was counting on to make that happen has failed to materialize. It’s only till the end of the month, but the odds that I will snap and commit recreational homicide are increasing by the day, particularly in relation to those who text me more than five times per day, or telephone me more than twice per day or at all before nine in the morning.

In related news, there are some consolations. Here’s a picture from the inaugural (and highly respectful) post I did for CeleBitchy, Prince Harry remembers on the 5th of November.

Prince Hot Ginge in uniform

6 thoughts on “Does this make my ass look fat?

  1. He really should remember not to stand like that. He does look just like his dad though doesn’t he? Shame he looks nothing like Charles.

  2. He looks just fine standing there that way. Your problem is you’ve seen too many posers posing in the same way. Prince Hot Ginge doesn’t need to fake it; he’s just got it.

  3. Actually I don’t see too many men standing with a hand on their hip in the UK. But whatever he’s got I do hope he can learn to live with it, the poor dear.

  4. I want to do him. RIGHT NOW. Right this very second. I’m sorry, I have to drop everything and book a flight to England. PRONTO.

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