Order Now! This Offer is Unrepeatable!

Hell, this offer is nearly unspeakable! Particularly after the Snuggie Lawyers (TM) get ahold of it!

Plagued by drafts? Chilled to the bone? Frozen out by business contacts, loved ones and fantasy objects alike? Just work it, using the patented technology and hawt couture of the WTF Blanket!

Yet another item that didn’t make the cut at the parenting blog, for obvious reasons. Well, actually it was the poor little doggie thing. No dog would wear that; they all have too much self-respect!

Oh, wait

Pity poor Cindy the Poodle

5 thoughts on “Order Now! This Offer is Unrepeatable!

  1. valarmorghulis says:

    You know, poodles used to be hunting dogs. Perhaps we shouldn’t press our luck.

  2. raincoaster says:

    Poor, long-suffering Cindy. Click on the picture and see ALL of her many guises. She does not look very happy as a dragon, poor thing.

  3. Marty Chamberlain says:

    Really hilarious,well done.

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