Comments on: The Cheese Stands Alone

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:45:58 +0000

They love peanut butter more, though. It’s their forbidden love.

By: December

December — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:45:34 +0000

I remember my run-in with warfarin once. Dad used it once in our house, and then there were no mice. Two days later however, my room was filled with the morbid stench of a dead mouse. It took us an hour to get the cursed thing out of a tiny slit in the cupboard frame. Sheesh, was that ugly.

Though I sometimes pity mice. We humans slaughter them for being, well, humanly. For loving cheese, I mean.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:32:59 +0000

Metro is always asking attractive women to pull him.

By: azahar

azahar — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:03:40 +0000

“There is the part of having to remove the dead mouse from the trap”

Really? Whenever I had mouse problems I just threw the whole thing away, mouse and trap, after picking it up with an inverted plastic bag over my hand. No fuss, no muss (and no more mouse). As I recall, the traps were quite cheap.

“Pull the other one–it cures scrofula.”

Ha! Almost back-snorted my coffee reading that one, Metro.

By: Metro

Metro — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:00:59 +0000

You mean that in my presence cows become born-again virgins?

Pull the other one–it cures scrofula.