quiz: which aphrodisiac are you?

Yes, it’s blog filler. No, we’re not proud. You should know that by now.

We ARE, however, self-promotional, so this is the perfect time to remind you all that the Crime Pays party on Monday will feature an auction of Vangroover‘s finest hotties of all sexes, plus a poetry brothel! Come on, bid! When was the last time you had a chance to win a date with a legendary (well, actually fictional) character among others? Eh? Answer me that!


You Are Wine


You are very naturally sexy and inviting. You don’t have to try too hard.

The longer people spend time with you, the more drawn in they become.

You believe that seduction shouldn’t be rushed, you like to savor every moment.

Going too fast kills the excitement. You like to indulge all of your senses.

43 thoughts on “quiz: which aphrodisiac are you?

  1. emily says:

    um, i think i am her^^.. or somebody like her. and yep, this is a comment filler and no, we are not proud either:)

    but i really wanted to say – that graphic on top of the page is a drop-dead cutie. you have a really nice place here.

  2. Stonehead says:

    Ah yes, wine. Entirely appropriate. Confuses men and leaves them legless…

  3. Stonehead says:

    Hmm, just did the test and I’m…

    You Are Chili Peppers
    You are smokin’ hot, and you can’t help heat up everyone else around you.
    It’s not unusual for you to make people flushed and excited. You flaunt your sexuality.
    You awaken primal urges that people didn’t know they had. You bring out the inner wild animal.
    When it comes to seduction, you just go for it. You have no fear.

    Turns out I’m not a stinking, hairy, gap-toothed swineherd after all. I’m the James Brown of the swine world.

    Hwahh!!!
    GIMME SOME AIR!
    it too funky in he’e!

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  5. thebeadden says:

    I had to join in.

    I am Chocolate:
    You make people feel euphoric and dreamy. You’re very addicting.
    You definitely drive people to passion, lust, and even obsession.

    While you are quite sensual, you are also comforting.
    You sure know how to work your magic. It doesn’t take long to get someone to love you.

    Thanks, Raincoaster!

  6. Sonic says:

    Whatever happened to having 500+ people visiting your blog at one time? There is a lonely 12 on right now. :(

  7. raincoaster says:

    @Sonic hahahaha, bitch!

    @Stonehead: whooooo, chili peppers! Everybody on Twitter was just asparagus, and quite disgusted about it, too!

    Beadden, awesome. I knew SOMEBODY had to be chocolate!

  8. Jeannine says:

    No takers on oysters? I guess while you might want to eat one, you wouldn’t want to be one.

  9. thebeadden says:

    Asparagus? What was the description for that one?
    I’m curious.

  10. December says:

    Raincoaster? Ah yes. Good resource for blog fillers. Yeah you should visit it.

  11. nursemyra says:

    I was asparagus too. Sounds awful but it reads ok. just for the record I’m not green nor am I stringy.

  12. azahar says:

    You are vanilla
    You are incredibly sexy and sensual – yet still sweet and innocent.
    You have an exotic, mysterious vibe. You leave people wanting to know more.

    You know how to make lovers relax, calm down, and be vulnerable.
    You draw people in and make them addicted to you. You’re a lot more potent than people think.

    Quite surprised that I wasn’t wine.

  13. I’ve always suspected you were a winer.

  14. raincoaster says:

    Oh, it’s my BRAND!

  15. Sonic says:

    I’m coffee. Ew

  16. Bunk Strutts says:

    From now on, every one of my responses to “What Kind of ___ Are You” type blogger swill will be asparagus, just to stop this nonsense. It’s just a small stand in a larger battle. ARE YOU WITH ME?

  17. raincoaster says:

    You are the most asparagussy of all the blog buddies I have.

  18. Bunk Strutts says:

    I’ll take that compliment and raise you two.

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  20. Cat says:

    I’m chocolate too. Which is surprising as I don’t really like chocolate!

    *reaches for another chocolate easter egg*

    It’s just one of those days!

  21. raincoaster says:

    Get me one while you’re up.

  22. December says:

    So when I came here five days later, I still found the same old post (I was actually wondering if my google reader had fragged up). And I finally took the damn quiz.

    Chilli Peppers.

    Oh.

  23. raincoaster says:

    Obviously Google wants you to learn painful truths!

  24. raincoaster says:

    Yes, well let’s just say putting Crime Pays together took a little more time than I expected. normal posting to resume shortly.

    Hits? are up, though.

  25. solange foix says:

    Yes I am sexy and inviting
    And I dont try hard.
    You know what is just been me and simple
    Love and light to you
    Like your page

  26. solange foix says:

    Love chocolate!!!! now I know why !!!! LOL

  27. solange foix says:

    I am chocolate and vanilla…
    You do have a very fun blogg
    Love it

  28. I’m asparagus. I didn’t realize asparagus was an aphrodisiac, but now I’m very happy I have devoted one of my vegetable garden beds entirely to that vegetable.

  29. raincoaster says:

    Trust me, asparagus is an aphrodisiac. It’s long and hard and a source of great sensual pleasure.

  30. Bunk Strutts says:

    Rain, you’re absolutely correct. Coincidentally, it’s also the only vegetable whose name anagrams to “A Sugar Asp.”

  31. raincoaster says:

    That’s the clincher. So to speak.

  32. Stiletto says:

    I too am wine! I am what I drink!

  33. raincoaster says:

    Then why am I not Mai Tai?

  34. Stiletto says:

    I’ve had many a drunk loser squeeze my ass and whisper, “Mai T(h)ai?” Trust me, it’s not fun, and I’m not even Thai. Bastards! At least get your Asians right…

  35. raincoaster says:

    Yeah, it must be very tiresome to be told “Happy Chinese New Year” when you’re, like, Japanese or something.

  36. Raul says:

    I’m chili peppers :)

  37. raincoaster says:

    Well, that makes perfect sense!

  38. max says:

    Chocolate. That really works for me.

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  40. solange says:

    Love your page is really great!!!!
    You are very creative…

  41. raincoaster says:

    Thanks, but I don’t make the quizzes; I just steal them!

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