quiz: what would your body taste like to a cannibal?

Seriously, what does a woman have to do to get eaten around here? I consider this brand-building at its most primitive. Now that I think of it, I should have hacked it to say “beer” instead.

What would you taste like to a cannibal?

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21 thoughts on “quiz: what would your body taste like to a cannibal?

  1. citizenofindignation says:

    spicy chicken here

  2. azahar says:

    Barbequed fish.

  3. raincoaster says:

    I’m wondering how they figured this out.

  4. Cat says:

    Boiled fish. Meh, where’s the flavour?!

  5. raincoaster says:

    I can tell you’re not a lesbian.

  6. I would be mesquite chicken, apparently. Which is better than boiled fish. Who in their right mind would boil fish? Unless you are making bouillabaisse or cioppini.

  7. raincoaster says:

    You’re a true original. Nobody, here or on Twitter, got chicken.

  8. Stonehead says:

    WTF? Barbecued tofu! I was thinking I’d be roast pork or beef, not barbecued tofu. I suppose that’s good in a way. I can’t see there being many vegetarian cannibals!

  9. Stonehead says:

    The Other Half says that would make a good chat-up line:

    “So you’re vegetarian are you? Great, I taste like barbecued tofu…”

    Yes, she has even more class than me! :D

  10. raincoaster says:

    I’m even classier. I’m reminded of the PJ O’Rourke line, “if it smells like a fish, eat it.”

  11. nursemyra says:

    barbecued fish for me too. that’s strange, Azahar and I have different body types and eat completely different diets normally – wonder how we ended up the same

  12. raincoaster says:

    All barbecue tastes the same to me.

  13. azahar says:

    I’ll give you the different body types, but completely different diets, nursemyra? Really?

    I’m totally into the blueberries these days.

  14. I was so hoping to be salami but it’s roasted chicken for me – - -

  15. Metro says:

    Asparagus

    I just think Bunk had a good idea. Answer all quizzes with “asparagus”–Saves time.

  16. raincoaster says:

    Well, there you go. Aussies live on Fosters and bbq’d shrimp, don’t they?

  17. Metro says:

    Mind you, I’ve always thought I’d go quite well marinaded in beer.

  18. OnlineStrategy says:

    Spicy chicken here. I’m thinking the same – how did they get to the results?
    My husband’s results came back as undercooked chicken! Blegh. But he does taste so yummy.

  19. raincoaster says:

    Metro, you ARE marinaded in beer.

    OS: I’m assuming the quiz was written by cannibals, of course. Who else would have the resume for the job?

  20. joque says:

    kickass, im spicy chicken….hmmm….i wonder…crunch**…ow!…oh wow, it was right…holy crap thats really spicy…water!!!!!

  21. raincoaster says:

    Milk. Trust me, water spreads the heat, milkfat cuts it.

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