10 thoughts on “Fabio Unicorn Chaser”

1. leapsecond says:

   April 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   All this proves that Jonny Depp is really Fabio in disguise. Really good looking (according to my lady friends)? Check. Pirate? Check. Totally badass? Check.
2. Alabaster Crippens says:

   April 25, 2009 at 2:08 am

   I am totally gonna try the ‘Do you play chess?’ line out next time I’m out acourting. Appears to work a treat. I guess you’ve got to start off with the reassurance of ‘No-one wishes to ravish you’, and then indulge in a relax game of ‘stare at the chicken eater’ before you kick out the big guns.
   Oh, and it’d probably help if I was Fabio.
   Which is not something I expected to say. Ever.
3. raincoaster says:

   April 25, 2009 at 4:34 am

   But Johnny Depp never had that body.

   And yeah, the success of the “Do you play chess?” line is legendary. Ask any chick.
4. Metro says:

   April 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm

   Wow–Fabio brings to the silver screen all the acting ability we’ve become familiar with from his book jackets!
5. Lori says:

   April 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

   It does cover, plot point by tenuous plot point, the classic HHR* story line….so, well done. If I’d seen it when I was reading books with titles like “Savage Heart” and “The Wildest Heart”, I would’ve been all over him, uh, I mean it!

   [Can I just say, I really hope that was filmed tongue-in-cheek? If it wasn't, my world will likely collapse.)

   [*Horny Historical Romance]
6. raincoaster says:

   April 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm

   I think Fabio was constructed in a lab specifically for the adornment of HHR. And did you know that Harlequin, Canada’s most successful publisher, has a line of porn for women? No reason I mention that…other than my birthday is coming up.
7. archiearchive FCD says:

   April 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm

   Strange, Harliquin are Australia’s most successful publishers as well. And they have a ladies porn series as well. The Silhouette Desire series, in adulterous red covers – - -
8. raincoaster says:

   April 27, 2009 at 3:56 am

   Yes, but I mean a porn MOVIE series. Quite profitable.

   Harlequin was started in Toronto, and to this day their HQ are still there.
9. michaelm says:

   April 28, 2009 at 1:46 am

   “Do you play chess?”
   That’s right up there with, “I’m going to treat you like my baby sister, except different.”
   I can’t believe it’s not hardcore.
   Where do you find this stuff, Rain?
   I mean, I know where you find it but . . .
   ~m
10. raincoaster says:

    April 28, 2009 at 3:27 am

    It finds me, I tell you.