Here you go, bird enthusiasts: absolute proof of the difference between highly evolved, sophisticated life forms and your inferior little pets. Check out that music selection!
Backstreet Boid from Cute Overload
And here’s more or less the same thing, with a Purse Rat.
The bird is funny, the little dog is sad.
But I think they’re both cute! As long as the chihuahua is tied up and can’t get to me. Dealt with too many of them when I worked in the animal shelter, and have the scars to prove it.
See? They’re EVIL! PURE EVIL!
And the fact that one is a flying lizard is no excuse for rocking out to the Backstreet Boys!
Don’t worry, my overgrown rat of a chihuahua only attacks Jehovah’s Witnesses, so you’re all safe :)
Hmmm, THAT might be clone-worthy!
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