Quiz: What does your butt say about you?

The results here are quite surprising. I thought for sure my butt said nothing more than, “You need to lose forty pounds, honey.”


Your Butt Says You’re Laid Back


You are an easygoing, trusting person. You don’t get too worked up, because everything usually works out in life.

You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you’ve got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself.

You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner – romantic or otherwise.

You are friendly and self-assured. You’re not one to brag, but you’re quite happy with yourself overall.

You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.

Add to FacebookAdd to NewsvineAdd to DiggAdd to Del.icio.usAdd to StumbleuponAdd to RedditAdd to BlinklistAdd to TwitterAdd to TechnoratiAdd to Furl


21 thoughts on “Quiz: What does your butt say about you?

  1. I also apparently have a laid back butt. Better than being a tight ass, I guess.

  2. raincoaster says:

    I hadn’t thought of that, but yes.

  3. *snicker*

    Uh, yeah…I was pretty sure my butt was going to tell me something completely different too (like I need to get off of it and stop sitting in front of the computer 18 hours/day, etc.) but, like you, apparently my butt says I am also laid back. Hm.

  4. azahar says:

    Another laid back butt here … I wonder if there is any other kind?

  5. raincoaster says:

    Apparently, Johnny Depp says Kate Moss has a “High water booty” whatever that is. Wonder if that’s a possible result in this quiz?

  6. nursemyra says:

    just for fun I said I had a hairy butt for my gender (last question)…..

    “You are easygoing and ready for adventure. You have no problem making fun of yourself.”

    Go the hairy butt!

  7. raincoaster says:

    Who knew furries had so much fun?

  8. Stiletto says:

    Mine says “Get off your ass and do something.”

  9. Bunk Strutts says:

    My results said that I talk out of it too much. How true.

  10. G Eagle Esq says:

    Your Grace

    Salve [Merhaba]

    ScHocking – such a Specie-ist Qvizz

    Why not qvizz on something with a Wider Species Appeal, to increase your already spacious Readership :

    ?? What do your Talons say about you

    or

    ?? What kind of RaCCoon do you make

    Vale [Allahismarladik]

    Aquila Non Candida

  11. raincoaster says:

    Bunk, around here that’s not a problem; it’s a prerequisite!

    G Eagle, of COURSE eagles have butts. It’s where their tails come out of, obviously. You should still be able to complete the quiz. We are no speciesests here!

  12. valarmorghulis says:

    hairy == plumage..y?

  13. raincoaster says:

    I wouldn’t think so. It’s all protein, but it’s not the same.

  14. valarmorghulis says:

    Having now delved into it a bit deeper, I don’t think it would be correct to classify feathers as hair. However, it would not be entirely incorrect either, so the last question would still apply to G Eagle. In fact, it turns out that feathers are like hair++. While they both form in a folicle, and are just normal fascia cells that have a high keratin content (the protein that makes them hard), it is beta-keratin for avians while we mamals have less-complex alpha-keratins in our nails and hair.

  15. Bunk Strutts says:

    Hah! That’s exactly what my butt said about me, too!

  16. valarmorghulis says:

    Your butt told you it isn’t as sophisticated as bird-behind?

  17. raincoaster says:

    And zeta-keratins are the ones that live in your Mom’s basement.

  18. valarmorghulis says:

    Shhhhhh!!

    Ixnay on the ommay’s asementbay.

  19. Bunk Strutts says:

    valar– Are you sure you wanna get into a discussion about wild olliclesfay up your uttbay?

  20. [...] Tarot cards are so last year…reading butts is where it’s at (Raincoaster) [...]

  21. michaelm says:

    Well, smack my ass and call me Betty . . .
    I am competitive.
    Daaaaamn!
    ~m

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s