The Booty Call of Cthulhu
02 Jun 2009 14 Comments
in Books, Celebrity, Cthulhu, Humour, Sex, Squid, Weird, celebutard, fish, gross, horror, humor, meme, tasteless
Carrying on from our infamous Cthulhu Porn post (warning: CTHULHU GOATSE, THE ULTIMATE EVIL), we present the following. In case you read The Dunwich Horror, extrapolated (as is your wont) from the circumstances surrounding the conception of Wilbur Whatley, and wondered what kind of woman would do the dirty with Mister Big Himself, Cthulhu.
Behold:
It explains so very much.
Jun 03, 2009 @ 07:58:32
ROTFLMAO!
Jun 03, 2009 @ 14:56:23
And here everyone thinks it’s the BODYGUARD she’s having the affair with!
Jun 03, 2009 @ 20:28:11
I will resist making an inappropriate comment about fishy smells.
I will also resit making a comment about Japanese porn.
Oh, and since I am showing inordinate restraint, will not wonder about the little bottle of lube, and why it is open.
Jun 03, 2009 @ 20:28:39
typos suck.
Jun 03, 2009 @ 20:48:47
Oh, don’t worry about that! And please, we are ALL ABOUT the inappropriate remarks over here. Fire away.
Seen the post about Cthulhu’s Dream Job?
http://twurl.nl/hwqs3j
Jun 04, 2009 @ 11:19:58
Is that “hand” sanitizer she’s holding? Guess it keeps the Fungi from Yuggoth away…
Too funny.
Jun 04, 2009 @ 15:04:35
Well, you never know where those tentacles have been. And I won’t say whether I’m referring to his or hers.
Jun 04, 2009 @ 19:16:59
I still say it’s lube.
Jun 04, 2009 @ 19:34:36
ditto Necromancer . . .
Let the bacteria MUTATE!!!!!
~m
Jun 05, 2009 @ 03:16:11
It’s a bottle of Cthulube…duh.
Jun 05, 2009 @ 09:08:59
Of COURSE. Smells like a fish.
Jun 18, 2009 @ 11:50:00
since i can’t find you on FB for the moment, i’m sticking this link here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/trinlayk/3632138481/
Enjoy :)
Jun 18, 2009 @ 15:40:08
Awwww!
Faceplant killed my account, so you have to Friend me under my real name. Honest to god, it looks weird to see “Lorraine Murphy” on Facebook.
Oct 27, 2009 @ 22:01:08
I am also a huge fan of the “booty call of cthulhu” pun, as is evidenced by my url.