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Happy Fhtagn Birthday to Me!

Yes, yes, 19 AGAIN.

Happy Fhtagn Birthday, raincoaster!

Weirdly, I found out I’m two years younger than I’ve been telling people I am, but figure since every woman my age is shaving at least five years off, nobody would believe me and I should just tell everyone I’m ninety.

The swag report so far: a Birthday Cthulhu (above) from az, a whole slaveringly flattering post complete with link from Raul, an all-you-can-drink invitation from Bob which occurs the same time as the Blogathon, which could be epic, a ticket to see the Lipizzaner stallions on Sunday from Metro and Mme Metro, a party at a winery from Township 7 (who doesn’t actually know it’s my birthday, but whatever, they invited me cuz I’m speshul), and free slurpees for the hangover tomorrow, thanks to 7-11.

Not too scruffy, my friends, not too scruffy. And there’s still time to buy me that spiffy Netbook if you feel like it…

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29 Comments

  1. Posted July 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    I’m too lazy and a half-hour late for a party to link it up now, will do later. It’s my birthday, dammit.

  2. Posted July 10, 2009 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    Happy birthday!!! We’ll sing you a birthday song the next time we see you!! :)

  3. Posted July 10, 2009 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! That is a pretty sweet birthday Cthulhu.

    Sorry I don’t have time to bake you a Cthulhu cake.

  4. Posted July 10, 2009 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    Teh cake, it is a lie!

    And I’m looking forward to the song!

  5. Posted July 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    Surely “Birth”day is a little pretentious? Possibly “Hatching”day or perhaps “Parthenogenisis”day or the more likely “Suddenly appearing in your dimension”day.

    Whatever, I hope the vodka is cold and the souls are hot.

  6. Posted July 11, 2009 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    Yay! Another birthday!

    Glad to hear you’re having a great time.

  7. Posted July 11, 2009 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    Thanks, I am. Had a great time at Township 7 Winery and a lovely drunken walk along Naramata Bench to get home, watching a beautiful sunset. Tomorrow morning will be painful, but well-earned, AND slurpees are free tomorrow at 7-11s in Canada. How did they know I’d need one???

  8. Posted July 11, 2009 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    Have a circumspect and respectable birthday.

  9. Posted July 11, 2009 at 3:34 am | Permalink

    happy birthday ^^

    selamat ulang tahun (in bahasa)

  10. G Eagle Esq
    Posted July 11, 2009 at 11:51 am | Permalink

    Your Grace

    I flatter mySen [Derbyshire dialect for "myself] that I agree with the most welcome & intelligent Senor Nando & the egregious Monsieur AerChie on so many things

    === apart of course on whether Indonesia (having escaped Dutch rule) should be allowed to join the European Community, while Britain is allowed to join NAFTA [the North American Free Trade Area]

    You are Requested and Required to have had a really enjoyable & memorable GuburtsTag … well, perhaps it does not have to be reMemborAble

    Just think

    When you are 60, you may well wish that you were 38

    Alles Gute [in Romanian = Drum Bun]

    I remain your Grace’s obedient servant etc

    G E

  11. Posted July 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    Hoppy bird day two ewes! (Oh, c’mon, somebody had to do it.)

  12. Posted July 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    Vicus: too late!

    G. Eagle I did indeed have an enjoyable and memorable birthday, and I can even remember most of it.

    silverstar, yes, someone did. Thank you. Now I can go on.

  13. Posted July 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

    Nando, I even knew what that meant! I haven’t forgotten everything I learned in Indonesia.

  14. Posted July 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! A little late, but I hope it was great!

  15. Posted July 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Happy birthday. Love the cute Cthulhu. Looks like his ice cream is a unique flavor — strawberry with skulls. Yum!

  16. Posted July 11, 2009 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    Strawberry with skulls. Yeah, there’s a market for that; all the Goths are old enough to have kids now, need a dessert the whole family will love. If it’s raspberry ripple, it’ll even look blood-streaked.

    And thanks, guys!

  17. valarmorghulis
    Posted July 12, 2009 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    IT WORKED!

    My present to you was a test run of my time machine. I popped two days into the future to wish you a Happy Birthday!

    wait…I fucked something up I think.

  18. Posted July 12, 2009 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Was it you who took two years off my age? Thanks, buddy!

  19. Posted July 13, 2009 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    Yup right,,the most important that we have enjoy n memorable on our birthday,,and i believe raincoaster felt those way.

    For raincoaster, sorry asking. Whats your real name n where r u from (i havent read your profile … Hehehhe).

    For all, do u have facebook account guys? let me add your facebook … Its nice to have a friend from other country to learn about culture.

  20. G Eagle Esq
    Posted July 13, 2009 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    Monsieur Nando

    We all know the real name of Mlle “Raincoaster” :

    La Marchionesse de WitchHampton under Buzzard de la Zouch

    AND

    Today she should be in the British House of Lords

    However, her Scottish ancestors had an unFortunate Difference of Opinion over Bonnie Prince Charlie’s right to be King of Britain & Ireland after the death of his father

    SO THAT after the Battle of Culloden, they had to escape to Canada

    Yr obedient servant etc

    G Eagle

  21. Posted July 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    More or less. Some of us online are terribly closety, Nando, and don’t tell our real names very easily or very often.

    Swag report, continued: I also got $25 in my Paypal account from my friend Nancy and the 1600th comment on my Mummified Fairy Post, courtesy of Bunk. YAY!

  22. valarmorghulis
    Posted July 14, 2009 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    I’ve always been a bit sketchy about the whole “a/s/l” from back in the BBS days. If you wonder why we guard our real identies so much, it’s because of stuff like this:
    http://www.mererhetoric.com/archives/11275726.html

    That’s just plain creepy.

  23. Posted July 14, 2009 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    Wow, that’s pretty horrifying. I thought the FBI wanted to keep the FB information all to themselves.

  24. Posted July 14, 2009 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    Hahaha….a little bit yes, no.no,,maybe a big.big yes for your answer. Right, right,, sometimes, or even maybe should come to always, left all the reality information on online world.

  25. Posted July 15, 2009 at 1:38 am | Permalink

    Some of my best friends, in fact, are completely imaginary.

  26. Posted July 15, 2009 at 6:27 am | Permalink

    I didn’t know you cared. I Am your best imaginary friend.

  27. Posted July 15, 2009 at 6:39 am | Permalink

    Super, what did you get me for my birthday?

  28. Madam
    Posted July 15, 2009 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    Okay, I’ll bite. How did you find out you were two years younger? What kind of drugs/concussions/My Sweet Audrina-esque situations caused THAT?

  29. Posted July 15, 2009 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    That’s a whole ‘nother post. Unbelievably long story twenty years in the making. I’ll see if I get to it today; depends if I start my blogging sometime before 3am this time.


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