The Secret of Shatner
15 Jul 2009 16 Comments
in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Porn, Sex, Weird, William Shatner, YouTube, food, tasteless
Longtime readers of the ol’ raincoaster blog, plus all Canadians ever born or made, have long been familiar with the singularly sexy superstar of supernatural superlativenosity known as The Shat. To all others, we say, worry not, o obliviousnosceni, we feel for you. What do we feel for you?
Pity, that’s what.
Ah pity da man who don’t know William Shatner
The masticator:
Oh, you can HAVE your Paris‘s. You can HAVE your Padma‘s. You can HAVE (for about twenty-five bucks, if I hear rightly) your Audrina’s. But none of them will ever approach the irresistable erotic intensity of this pudding performance of the Shat..
Jul 15, 2009 @ 04:50:05
PS: in the US, it’s National Tapioca Pudding Day. Upload your own tapiokkake video today!
Jul 15, 2009 @ 10:58:51
Oh man… The Shat absolutely rocks.
Jul 15, 2009 @ 13:39:13
The Shat rocks, pops, locks and drops. The Shat does anything he wants to. Wait till you see the next one I have.
Jul 15, 2009 @ 17:49:21
Shat-tastic!!!!
Jul 15, 2009 @ 17:53:57
The Shat makes eating pudding even more righteous than it already is.
Jul 15, 2009 @ 17:55:02
Amen, my friends.
Jul 15, 2009 @ 18:12:07
I think I might cream my jeans !!!!!
The Shat eating pudding..thankfully it’s not the old man Shatner !! I young one from Star Trek…take that boy on anyday…LOL
thanks for this is was a nice treat after a long day
Jul 15, 2009 @ 20:07:49
Energize and execute UN-C module in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Jul 16, 2009 @ 02:42:00
Executing…
Jul 16, 2009 @ 11:22:53
Totally illogical but… Fascinating!
Jul 16, 2009 @ 12:47:58
That’s the secret to the Shat’s success.
Jul 16, 2009 @ 13:12:12
Pure Shat. Love it.
Jul 16, 2009 @ 19:07:27
Only ppl from Winnipeg and Montreal can handle pure Shat. He used to eat at the Kresgie’s in Winterpeg, apparently. Fruit salad.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 00:05:36
If I remember correctly, Kresge’s only served Nimoy. Shatner was carryout.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 01:10:05
No, no, you’re thinking of the Legion at closing time. He was carried out many a night.