The Secret of Shatner

Longtime readers of the ol’ raincoaster blog, plus all Canadians ever born or made, have long been familiar with the singularly sexy superstar of supernatural superlativenosity known as The Shat. To all others, we say, worry not, o obliviousnosceni, we feel for you. What do we feel for you?

Pity, that’s what.

Ah pity da man who don’t know William Shatner! The patriot, the thinker, the lover, the balladeer, the slasher, the rapper, the cunning linguist, the legend.

The masticator:

Oh, you can HAVE your Paris‘s. You can HAVE your Padma‘s. You can HAVE (for about twenty-five bucks, if I hear rightly) your Audrina’s. But none of them will ever approach the irresistable erotic intensity of this pudding performance of the Shat..

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16 thoughts on “The Secret of Shatner

  1. raincoaster says:

    PS: in the US, it’s National Tapioca Pudding Day. Upload your own tapiokkake video today!

  2. Mike says:

    Oh man… The Shat absolutely rocks.

  3. raincoaster says:

    The Shat rocks, pops, locks and drops. The Shat does anything he wants to. Wait till you see the next one I have.

  4. Caleb Chang says:

    The Shat makes eating pudding even more righteous than it already is.

  5. raincoaster says:

    Amen, my friends.

  6. LunaJune says:

    I think I might cream my jeans !!!!!
    The Shat eating pudding..thankfully it’s not the old man Shatner !! I young one from Star Trek…take that boy on anyday…LOL
    thanks for this is was a nice treat after a long day

  7. Bunk Strutts says:

    Energize and execute UN-C module in 5, 4, 3, 2…

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  9. izaakmak says:

    Totally illogical but… Fascinating!

  10. raincoaster says:

    That’s the secret to the Shat’s success.

  11. azahar says:

    Pure Shat. Love it.

  12. raincoaster says:

    Only ppl from Winnipeg and Montreal can handle pure Shat. He used to eat at the Kresgie’s in Winterpeg, apparently. Fruit salad.

  13. Bunk Strutts says:

    If I remember correctly, Kresge’s only served Nimoy. Shatner was carryout.

  14. raincoaster says:

    No, no, you’re thinking of the Legion at closing time. He was carried out many a night.

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