No, that’s not a misspelling of some random Bjork tune; it’s what the incoherent, rambling speech of Sarah Palin turned into once the immortal William Shatner got his paws on it. Behold:
From the full, delicious, transcript:
And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America soaring through nature’s finest show. Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it’s the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. That is what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride.
And, topical as always, Vanity Fair has already published Palin’s notes for the historic speech.
The Shat…recognized in all his awesomeness…and reminding USians again that they should listen to us Canucks when we point out to them the folly of their ways.
I’m going to comment first, before playing the video causes my system to crash. I’m already laughing at how funny I know it will be.
BTW, I may be a USian, but I just happen to be of the RushUSian variety (the band, not the blowhard!). :-D
Well I’ll be damned, my computer survived! I’m not so sure about my ribs, however. LOL
Once again my friend, you have inspired me to respond:
Take Off!
I knew you would have to post this, raincoaster! The vid; she don’t work no mo’; but I found it on HuffPo, on the “Sarah Palin” page. Who could have imagined, a short year ago, that there would BE a “Sarah Palin Page”.
Ah, life. Long live the Shat.
…from a confused USian.
Have you people learned NOTHING from the war of 1812? NEVER! MESS! WITH! A! CANADIAN!
Grrrr,. evil YouTube. I shall find a rogue copy!
Thou Shalt Not Shat!
LOL, fellow Canadian here who also enjoys a little Palin mockery. If this is to your taste, you might like a spoof on my blog called “Dirty, Sexy Pipelines”. Feel free to delete this comment if it smacks too much of shilling.
No worries. I’m a big advocate of appropriate shilling, as is The Shat!
Phew! And yes, woot to The Shat!