The Lord of the Ring
25 Sep 2009 11 Comments
in Apple, Cthulhu, Dating, Singles, Steve Jobs, weddings
Steve Jobs, Ringmaster
Today in My Imaginary Boyfriend News (well, actually last week in My Imaginary Boyfriend News, but things are always complicated chez Operation Global Media Domination HQ) Gawker reports that Steve Jobs made his stage appearance at … who gives a rat’s ass what it was, like I can afford anything he previewed anyway!
At something…
Without his wedding ring.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, quibble if you must; deny; harangue; make ridiculous claims like “he’s lost a lot of weight and probably just took it to get re-sized”. Tell yourself whatever lies you need to let you sleep at night.
I KNOW.
At last, I’m one step closer to getting a free Macbook!
Sep 26, 2009 @ 00:19:21
See? The fear has them too petrified to even comment. He’s all mine, ladies. And anyone who’s seen my cooking knows he’ll be fattened up in no time.
Jack Daniels qualifies as raw vegan, by the way.
Sep 26, 2009 @ 06:18:12
OK. Gimme that Jack Daniels then.
Sep 26, 2009 @ 18:25:56
Maybe: you got Steve’s phone number? I’ll get a 40 and we can split it.
Sep 27, 2009 @ 01:26:29
You can see these are from the same time, and his ring in the second picture. Photoshopping, kind like shoplifting, oughta be illegal if you’re going to post crap like this – wtf is this anyway? It’s a waste of time
Sep 27, 2009 @ 12:13:13
I must agree on the photoshop. What are the odds he wore the exact same clothes to this thing with a year time difference? Nice try, this is how stupid rumors get started.
Sep 27, 2009 @ 14:38:49
Oh god, now I KNOW the btards have found me. It’s not like several million people didn’t watch it on video or every major media outlet on Earth carry the pictures.
By the way, he ALWAYS wears that outfit. And have you guys discovered the Mummified Fairy thread yet? You’ll LOVE it there:
http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/01/mummified-fairy-remains-found/
Sep 27, 2009 @ 15:18:06
http://www.slate.com/id/2229659/
Sep 27, 2009 @ 15:35:28
Brazilliant! Thanks.
Sep 28, 2009 @ 23:58:47
He wants me, you can just tell.