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Steve Jobs, Ringmaster

Steve Jobs, Ringmaster

Today in My Imaginary Boyfriend News (well, actually last week in My Imaginary Boyfriend News, but things are always complicated chez Operation Global Media Domination HQ) Gawker reports that Steve Jobs made his stage appearance at … who gives a rat’s ass what it was, like I can afford anything he previewed anyway!

At something…

Without his wedding ring.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, quibble if you must; deny; harangue; make ridiculous claims like “he’s lost a  lot of weight and probably just took it to get re-sized”. Tell yourself whatever lies you need to let you sleep at night.

I KNOW.

At last, I’m one step closer to getting a free Macbook!

This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on September 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm and filed under Apple, Cthulhu, Dating, Singles, Steve Jobs, weddings. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

9 Comments

  1. raincoaster
    Posted September 26, 2009 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    See? The fear has them too petrified to even comment. He’s all mine, ladies. And anyone who’s seen my cooking knows he’ll be fattened up in no time.

    Jack Daniels qualifies as raw vegan, by the way.

  2. Frank Davis
    Posted September 26, 2009 at 6:18 am | Permalink

    OK. Gimme that Jack Daniels then.

  3. raincoaster
    Posted September 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    Maybe: you got Steve’s phone number? I’ll get a 40 and we can split it.

  4. Dee Oh
    Posted September 27, 2009 at 1:26 am | Permalink

    You can see these are from the same time, and his ring in the second picture. Photoshopping, kind like shoplifting, oughta be illegal if you’re going to post crap like this – wtf is this anyway? It’s a waste of time

  5. Kevin
    Posted September 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    I must agree on the photoshop. What are the odds he wore the exact same clothes to this thing with a year time difference? Nice try, this is how stupid rumors get started.

  6. raincoaster
    Posted September 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Oh god, now I KNOW the btards have found me. It’s not like several million people didn’t watch it on video or every major media outlet on Earth carry the pictures.

    By the way, he ALWAYS wears that outfit. And have you guys discovered the Mummified Fairy thread yet? You’ll LOVE it there:

    http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/01/mummified-fairy-remains-found/

  7. Kezia
    Posted September 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    http://www.slate.com/id/2229659/

  8. raincoaster
    Posted September 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    Brazilliant! Thanks.

  9. raincoaster
    Posted September 28, 2009 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    He wants me, you can just tell.


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