My Secret Boyfriend: photo proof of suitability
10 Oct 2009 13 Comments
in Allegory, Celebrity, Christianity, Dating, Fans, Humour, London, Lush Life, Politics, Religion, humor, mashups
This explains so much about Imaginary Boyfriend #2 (see Imaginary Boyfriend #1 here) former British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Oct 10, 2009 @ 13:28:43
Well, he did make eastern promises …
Oct 10, 2009 @ 13:56:14
If he weren’t a Living Saint, he’d be really pissed off at Obama right now, I’m telling you.
Oct 11, 2009 @ 13:44:55
Your Grace
Heil Braun – le Homme si Magnifique, Saviour of the Financial Universe, if only those conFounded Amerikans, Germans & Botswanans etc would adopt his Policies on Global Warming und flooding le Monde avec Government-forged Electronic Money
C’est très malHereux
MAIS
EFfendi Blair (Bringeur de la Paix aux Middle-East)is married to his Young Lady,unFairly kNown on the Britisch Blogge-World as Cruella de Blair or Cherie Antoinette
She is une Dame distinguée by her kindly approach à le premature und lamentable death of an honest man (Dr Kelly)
To raise Funds for die Labour Party, she & the honourable Monsieur Alistair Campbell auctioned the Lord Hutton Report which cleared Her Young Man of responsibility for driving Dr Kelly to his Death
Such ein Spass [Spaß/Joke] … and such a Worthy Cause
UND
Would Mr Blair dump the Lovely Cruella for an Honest et Entertaining Bloggeriste, if this might prejudice his Ambition to be the 1st elected ReichsPräsident von Europa
Das ist es, doch [This is it, i'n'it]
Oct 11, 2009 @ 14:30:08
You forget: she donated a SIGNED copy of the Hutton Report. And you forgot the Cheriegate apartment deal with the con artist. Pure class, that woman.
He’s SLUMMING, I tell you. If it’s not some kind of outreach among the morally needy.
Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:14:04
“…. Pure class, that woman …”
Ja Ja bestimmt [Yes, emphaticallissimo]
AND Aenead Book 8 line 81 – Virgil anticipating a Glorious World-Order :
Ecce autem monstrum subitum et oculis mirabile
[Lo, however, a Heavenly-Portent sudden and wonderful to behold]
This Young Lady (an Ornament to the Barristers’ Profession) et son Ami le Alistair Aimiable did indeed sign the auctioned Hutton Report and (I believe) generously without any charge
… but this Eagle would like to know where this desirable Collector’s item came from
??? Did they pay their own Hard Cash for it …. or was it a copy supplied FREE (in ZANU-Labour speak = at the expense of the Taxpayer)
AND perhaps your Grace should use your Grace’s famous Journalistic Skills to find out how much Cette Dame would charge to post a Guest-Comment on a Serious, Erudite, Educational, World-Famous Blogge with large Multi-Continental Audiences of Ladies Children and other Animals, including in Tenterden, Kent
Why not ask her for details of her fees for Joining the Proletarian & Revolutionary Masses in Commenting on the MUMMIFIED-FAIRIES post – surely they would be less than for giving a Guest=Speech for an Australian Charity’s Fundraiser
Your Grace’s obedient servant etc
Oct 12, 2009 @ 03:58:36
Oh, I think she’s already been commenting here for free. At least, that’s what the evidence says.
http://raincoaster.com/2007/10/25/fairy-found-alive-in-south-africa/#comment-278062
Oct 25, 2009 @ 12:12:46
I think it looks like an inflamed large intestine. Must be a protestant halo.
Oct 26, 2009 @ 00:18:30
Zing
Oct 26, 2009 @ 00:39:21
The Ha! you say. Well, this is certainly unusual to say the least. I think you might be on to something here. So, I say Ha!
Nov 07, 2009 @ 13:18:07
If he gets pancreatic cancer I’m going to start wondering about your crushes.
Nov 08, 2009 @ 03:37:28
You and me both. How am I going to phrase the Dear Tony letter THEN???
Dear Tony,
Sorry to hear you’ve got the same illness as all of my other imaginary boyfriends. You should have fucked me when you had the chance and maybe this wouldn’t have happened.
Yeah, I’m the sensitive, empathetic type. You can just tell.
Nov 08, 2009 @ 08:06:14
“Raincoaster does a body good.”
Nov 08, 2009 @ 17:04:22
And well, too. Won’t someone please pass it along???