Quiz: What Kind of Christmas Tree Are You?

Goddam fuckin’ straight I’m a bright Christmas Tree! Ain’t NO MOFO mo’ Christmasy than me!


You Are a Bright Christmas Tree


For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.

 

You are into all things Christmas, even if they’re a little tacky.

What Christmas Tree Are You?
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14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Vicus Scurra
    Dec 01, 2009 @ 00:48:40

    I’ll tell you what kind of fucking christmas tree I am. One that is left to grow in the forest and provide oxygen, not one that is chopped down and displayed in the living room of some self-indulgent, drunken hypocrite for about a fortnight and then burnt in a frenzy of false jollity and ecological fascism. That’s what kind of fucking christmas tree I am.
    I hope that this helps.

  2. raincoaster
    Dec 01, 2009 @ 01:24:20

    Oh, god, here we go with the flipping Druids Rights zealots!

  3. Jingle
    Dec 01, 2009 @ 16:52:53

    interesting questions, I like the discussions and responses, it helps me learn people’s creativity and imaginations.

    Excellent work!

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  5. Metro
    Dec 02, 2009 @ 11:42:47

    You Are a Tinsel Tree
    For you, Christmas is no different than the rest of the year.
    And this means you do things your own way – and continue to surprise people.

    Ooh! Shiny!

    Actually, I’ve always thought of myself as the Charlie Brown tree: At my best after all the fuss dies down, but a bit ragged at the edges until then.

  6. raincoaster
    Dec 02, 2009 @ 18:13:14

    But you ARE a tinsel tree. It’s so perfect for you. The only thing you do at Christmas that’s different is, you turn the heat up one degree. Just while the Queen’s Christmas Message is on. Then you say, “What’s wrong, don’t you like your new triple-knit socks?” and turn it back down.

  7. azahar
    Dec 03, 2009 @ 02:14:20

    You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree
    For a good Christmas, you don’t have to re-invent the wheel.
    You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year.

    That’s me!

  8. Metro
    Dec 03, 2009 @ 13:33:40

    Actually we normally keep the heat at 67 or so, until you come to visit. We find it prevents extended stays.

  9. nursemyra
    Dec 06, 2009 @ 16:11:16

    I’m a traditional too

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  11. raincoaster
    Dec 06, 2009 @ 19:04:12

    Metro, on the other hand, is traditionally Scottish, to say the least. The poor cats have to mew until I crack the ice on their water bowl.

  12. Metro
    Dec 08, 2009 @ 22:01:48

    I do wish you’d wash in the sink like the rest of us.

  13. raincoaster
    Dec 08, 2009 @ 22:46:22

    Not after YOU’ve been in there! I was on antibiotics for weeks after last time!

  14. jingle
    Dec 09, 2009 @ 12:05:34

    I don’t know hoe many types of Christmas trees are open to be picked, I wish that i were a tree that read everybody’s mind, when the people come to the tree, their dream lists will be come true magically by the power of the tree itself, then it is a surprises..

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