Goddam fuckin’ straight I’m a bright Christmas Tree! Ain’t NO MOFO mo’ Christmasy than me!
You Are a Bright Christmas Tree |
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You are into all things Christmas, even if they’re a little tacky. |
raincoaster
49 degrees latitude, 360 degrees attitude!
I’ll tell you what kind of fucking christmas tree I am. One that is left to grow in the forest and provide oxygen, not one that is chopped down and displayed in the living room of some self-indulgent, drunken hypocrite for about a fortnight and then burnt in a frenzy of false jollity and ecological fascism. That’s what kind of fucking christmas tree I am.
I hope that this helps.
Oh, god, here we go with the flipping Druids Rights zealots!
interesting questions, I like the discussions and responses, it helps me learn people’s creativity and imaginations.
Excellent work!
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Ooh! Shiny!
Actually, I’ve always thought of myself as the Charlie Brown tree: At my best after all the fuss dies down, but a bit ragged at the edges until then.
But you ARE a tinsel tree. It’s so perfect for you. The only thing you do at Christmas that’s different is, you turn the heat up one degree. Just while the Queen’s Christmas Message is on. Then you say, “What’s wrong, don’t you like your new triple-knit socks?” and turn it back down.
That’s me!
Actually we normally keep the heat at 67 or so, until you come to visit. We find it prevents extended stays.
I’m a traditional too
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Metro, on the other hand, is traditionally Scottish, to say the least. The poor cats have to mew until I crack the ice on their water bowl.
I do wish you’d wash in the sink like the rest of us.
Not after YOU’ve been in there! I was on antibiotics for weeks after last time!
I don’t know hoe many types of Christmas trees are open to be picked, I wish that i were a tree that read everybody’s mind, when the people come to the tree, their dream lists will be come true magically by the power of the tree itself, then it is a surprises..