Spork: the Fanfic, the Audio, the Masterpiece

Sexual Tension: what, you don't see it?

It’s not the slightest bit Christmassy, but this just can’t wait. Its urgency is palpable. (go on, palpate it)

Spork, a humble re-edit of Zachary Quinto‘s audiobook from the recent Star Trek movie is nothing more than the greatest iteration of fan fiction in the Kirk/Spock slash canon, including the hitherto-untouchable Closer music video.

stolen from Movieline

His lower lip swollen, Spock looked up at him. It was difficult to tell, but it was possible that he was pleased.

Spock wasn’t finished. Abruptly he stood up. “Gngngfnferrrrnrrfgggg!” Kirk was more than slightly confused. “What?” Spock was forced to swallow.

Go on, read the whole thing at Livejournal. You know you want to.

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5 thoughts on “Spork: the Fanfic, the Audio, the Masterpiece

  1. Initially it was Lt Nyota Uhura although later I was unfaithful to her with Seven of Nine. Honestly I was far too busy being heterosexual to notice anything between Spock and Kirk.

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  3. raincoaster says:

    I’m stone cold hetero, but even I noticed it. Archie, you’re covering something up, aren’t you?

  4. Damn, I’ve been found out. It was Worf who really piqued my interest.

  5. raincoaster says:

    This is why god invented body armour. Good luck with that, Archie!

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